Like a Pony : JessieKitty.org's Personal Blog

2009-12-18T03:53:00.000-06:00

Please visit Jessie's memorial site. Here is the link: http://inmemoryofjessica.com/

2009-07-12T15:03:00.000-05:00

JESSICA'S LAST DAY IN THE MATERIAL WORLD

It was May 8, 2009. A fairly typical morning for me and Jessica. We got up, took care of the animals, had our coffee and coffee talk. She always had the celebrity gossip and I always had the current events and illuminati news. It was actually a very cheerful morning for us because we were looking forward to having a nice cuddly evening at home together when I got off work. We were going to have fish for dinner and begin our traditional "getting healthy for the summer" kick. And also we decided not to drink that night, because we had been partying a little too hard the past week!! We just celebrated 10 years together on May 5, and started a couple days early! My birthday was also coming up on the 23rd, and we needed to save some strength. I didn't have to be at work until 5pm, so we spent the morning and afternoon just loving on each other and being sweet!

When the time came for me to leave, we kissed and cuddled more, and I asked her if she'd write me something on a little piece of paper, because I always kept something she had written on in my pocket(grocery lists, notes, etc). She thought that was so sweet of me and smiled at me in that way, giving me those big beautiful doe eyes. Doing the little things were always most important to us.

She wrote this to me: "Stars are twinkling back at your soul. There's so much to look forward to, so YOU smile". Then we made out and hugged as tight as we could. She followed me to the door like she did every day, gave me more kisses as I got to the door, and we said goodbye. While I was leaving on my moped, I noticed she wasn't in the window waving to me and blowing me kisses like she usually did. I think maybe she had a lot of stuff to do online that day. I told her she had been working way too hard lately, and she needed to take a few days off. She agreed. I'm pretty certain that working so hard on the internet and tweeking through computer code and web pages all the time led to her epilepsy coming back.

After I got to work, I noticed I forgot my comb. My hair was a mess, and I know you might say "So what" but I have to park cars for Senators and other politicians and I can't look like shit. I texted Jessica complaining about it. She reassured me saying "Aw, it'll be dark outside soon honey and no one will notice" and I said yea, I can deal with it , but being the sweetheart that she was, she felt sorry for me and offered to bring me a comb. She wanted to come visit me anyway because we missed each other so bad when we weren't together. I told her "That would be so awesome of you honey!" She needed to get out of the house too, and that little angel LOVED to ride her moped. I was so proud of her when she learned to ride, and she was so damn CUTE on that thing! Jessica worked so hard, she was cooped up in this house for 10 or more hours a day just working and keeping the animals in line. I talked to her for a few minutes on the phone before she left, being all sweet at each other, and we said I love you, and the last thing I heard her beautiful voice say was "See you in a half hour!"

I started getting worried after an hour. I called her and called her wondering why she wasn't answering. I called Ben to see if he had talked to her since. He said no. Immediately I felt a sharp pain in my stomach and I started crying and hyperventillating. I told Ben I felt something was really wrong, and I needed to call the Nashville PD to find out if there were any accidents. Yes, there was an accident involving a pink moped on Nolensville Rd. I dropped what I was doing and sped away to the hospital. Turned out she had left her phone at home.

When I got into the ICU, Jessica knew I had made it and she tried to sit up. They said they had to induce a medical coma because she was thrashing around too much. Didn't stop her from letting me know she knew I was there! I stayed with Jessica by her side the whole weekend. I did not eat a thing, I only went home to feed the animals and went right back to her. For awhile I was feeling positive she would make it. They did two craniotomies to relieve her brain swelling, to no avail. She died in my arms on Mother's Day 2009. They had to peel me off of her. I was yelling at the doctors telling them I didn't like how they treated me like I was so unimportant just because Jessica and I never got married on paper. We lived together for 10 years straight, we lived together from the moment we met! We felt it was none of the government's business that we were in love and wanted to be together forever. I left for awhile to calm down before her Dad got there.

I've talked to witnesses and they all say it looked like she had a blood sugar fit or maybe heart attack while she was riding, and fell unconscious smacking her head right on the road. She was wearing a helmet. Jessica ate healthy, so I know it wasn't a heart attack. A voice in my head said "seizure". She hadn't had one since she was a little girl, so we never worried about it. We assumed the acupuncture as a child had cured her epilepsy. Like I said, I'm certain that working so hard with her face in a computer screen contributed to it. She was a genius, she had 10 projects going and 1000 more in her head. We had a LOT of plans. We were going to start a hardcore band, create a comedy sketch show, we were going to sell soup from a cart downtown during the winter to all the office yuppies, she was writing a book(I've taken that over), she was painting pictures, she was re-training herself on the viola(she was trained as a child, as well as piano), she was going to get into interior design because she was so good at it. And the list goes on.

Jessica's closest loved ones watched as I swam with her ashes in Lake Superior on June 20, 2009. The 10 year anniversary of when Jessica gave me her virginity. Yes, we celebrated that too! It meant a lot to us. You know, Jessica was one of the most ladylike, wholesome girls you could ever meet, despite what she did for a living. She was never some porno whore getting fucked by a bunch of scumbags, we made our OWN porn! She despised sleaze, we always talked about how sex was pointless if you're not in love. We also talked about how gross it would be to kiss someone elses mouth or touch their genitals hahah eeewww!!!!

Anyway, her closest friends and I celebrated her life together, and she was there with us. We drank and carried on in her name like there was no tomorrow! I lit a candle on a stone outside the fire circle and it burned all night until the sun came up. And it was windy as hell that night.

2009-06-17T07:34:00.011-05:00

Hello...

I thought for a long time about what I would post but decided to just write and not prepare some speech. Jessica would wing it so I am going to as well. We started off hating each other. She accused me of copying her looks and profession. Neither were true but obviously this post isn't about me. We slowly worked our shit out and became friends. I am so glad to have known her and can't say how beyond happy I am that we were able to look past petty crap and form a fucking outstanding friendship. We both loved pink, tacos, dogs, shopping, and thinking about all the trips we were going to take together when the time was right.

I had to find out about her death via someone sending me a message on Yahoo. Awful! Just writing this is making me feel what I felt that day all over again. I'm going to break it down quickly because I just can't do this right now or probably any time. No time will be the right one. So here it is - I have been talking to her boyfriend and I'm making a site dedicated to her, her archived blog that will live on forever, a section for images/poems/writings that her admirers have sent to me, beautiful photos of her gorgeous self & soul, and few other things I'm in the middle of working on that will be known when I have them organized and ready to be put online. Fanfuckingtastic is what it's going to be. Fanfuckingtastic! A word JK would have approved of.

What I need is YOUR help! And FAST!

Create something!

Photos, poetry, writings, memories, graphics for the site which will have the words Legacy in it (I'm not sure of the colors but our girl liked black, purple, pink, and teal) but I'm not exactly sure where the word will go yet. I'm going to write all the HTML myself but banners, adorable animated GIFs, anything your creative head can think of - send it my way! Send all your amazing creations to jessicaslegacy@gmail.com. (I totally can't figure out how to create mail links using Blogger, sorry. Just copy and paste the e-mail addresses into your e-mail program.)

Thank you Joseph for coming up with the domain ideas, keeping the blog online and letting me archive it. Thank you for letting me create the new site and keep her amazing works online. I know she would want it online so she can live on forever. She would love the attention and we all know it!

Love your dear friend - brattyk1tty@yahoo.com! (LIPZ) (inside joke...) *Sends Jessie some cereal and blood orange juice* *Sends JK a seven and seven*! That's better my love isn't it? :)

Remember! Jessicaslegacy@gmail.com - send everything there!

2009-05-05T19:54:00.004-05:00

ZONE OUT WITH YOUR BONE OUT!!!!

Lots of new delicious treats await you in JessieKittyShoppe.com! New smoking/cleavage fetish 'moneyslave humiliation' video, new foot fetish vids, new games... and even new 'webcam tokens' so you can make a camming date with ME ME ME!

You will blow your money like a good little perverted slut. Drain your wallet, drain your cock. Drain drain drain drain, take a ride on the JessieKitty train!

jessiekitty.org

you can also find some of my videos in my clips4sale store... but the prices are a bit higher, and the inventory much smaller there.

2009-05-02T10:54:00.002-05:00

Happy Birthday to the beautiful and talented Lesley Gore !!!!!

PatSwayne.com/Lesley

2009-04-30T07:12:00.006-05:00

It just gets better and better.... clap your hands and slap your dick, it's the debut of JESSIEKITTYSHOPPE.COM!

Not only is this store simply cool, hot, and righteous... it means now I'm fucking INDEPENDENT!!! No more splitting your money with some fucking company... it's all for ME now, bitches! Just how I want it... just how you want it. Payment options, currently, are niteflirt & mastercard (through ccbill). I'm working on getting my visa approval. Yes. Fucking excellent. You will blow all your money there, and you will love it. JessieKitty Shoppe is your new reason for living. What a gift I'm giving my boys.. life is so much more fun when you have a hobby. *smirk*

This wouldn't have been possible without the generous help & impressive skills of the divine MZ DEVON!!! She's my new favorite entity! (yes, entity, because she's supernatural bitches).

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JessieKittyLand = Paradise.

My gorgeous new moped has arrived!!

If you see a hot blond zoom past you on pink lightening... it just might be ME! *hehe* ..I've been having so much FUN riding it.. it is perfection. But.. now that me and my boyfriend no longer travel on four wheels... shopping trips are a hassle. That's why I made my amazon grocery wishlist... so you lovely fucks can do the heavy lifting FOR me ;> Also, I just had one of my boy toys foot the bill for a new water service. This monday they'll come install the cooler/dispenser and deliver my first 20 gallons of water. (20 fucking gallons? hahaha I hope I can make room in my storage space for all those jugs)!

Anyway... I'll be a little foofoo now and post pics of some of the food items that have come... along with other awesome wishlist shit. (much of which has been purchased by my newest DIRTYBOY toy, good job perv):

(two new pairs of Dior's ... mmmmm I'm addicted!!!)!

(fuck riding to the store every two days to buy paper towel. YOU buy it for me).

mmmm soy crisps!

how I love Wolfgang Puck!

that tivo is beyond fucking righteous. I have it hooked up to the internet, therefor it's connected to my netflix and amazon accounts.. which means endless entertainment! I shut off my cable, no need for that now!

There have been lots of other gifts sent, but I only feel motivated to take pics when they arrive in giant loads, like that. My DIRTYBOY also just made my fucking month by buying me A DRUM SET!!!!!!!!! I'll be taking LOTS of pics when it arrives. *scream* ....you be a good JessieKittyFool and continue to please me: wishlist now!

p.s. .... hahaha @ the way my silly little animals end up with their tails in all my pics!

NITEFLIRT BOYS - be a fooool for Miss Jessie, play my new HARDCORE video drain game:

2009-04-24T13:04:00.001-05:00

Big news! I have a new website for all of your JessieKitty content needs! Visit now:

JessieKittyShoppe.com

2009-04-22T16:47:00.002-05:00

Happy Birthday to living legend, John Waters!

I sent him some fan mail today *hehe*. Snail mail, of COURSE!

DreamLandNews.com

2009-04-20T12:00:00.002-05:00

hehehehe @ the british boy I'm playing with right now:

he likes to buy me stuff from my uk amazon list (which is available for any of you little maestro card users).

HEHEHEHEHE:

Find more videos like this on MissJessieKitty

2009-04-20T09:49:00.002-05:00

it's a paolo conte kind of morning in JessieKittyLand

my new scooter is coming today!!!! I'm not looking forward to putting it together... but I'm looking forward to everything after that's done ;>

2009-04-17T08:53:00.002-05:00

(for niteflirt boys)

Test your luck, perv! Pick a slot machine! JessieKitty's Silly Slots:

2009-04-16T08:49:00.000-05:00

more wall art via the womens public restrooms of Nashville Tn. (I'm starting a collection).

2009-04-15T16:40:00.002-05:00

I love it, I love it. I'm popular with the French! Now if I could just get Japan to be a main player on this list....

2009-04-14T13:26:00.002-05:00

I'm fuckin' insane, didn't you know?

I love MIYAVI!!!!!

He fucking turns me on so much. I've got almost ALLLL of his music now ;> Thanks Mike!

masakarasu.net

2009-04-14T11:17:00.005-05:00

LETS GET SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT

I'm emailing back and forth with a rad play toy boy I just met... and I'm saying a bunch of profound great stuff. I'm going to copy and paste some of it here, it will seem disjointed and sloppy, but please try to get through to the message:

it's kind of disturbing to roam around *** and see like.... for example... theres many guys on this site who don't seem to be incredibley smart... but they're nice, they're honest...

you go to some guys profile, and he has spilled his guts on it, describing things about .. the way he feels inside that he's probably never even said outloud to anyone. baring his soul, baring his sexuality that he's probably really insecure about. ... thats serious business, it deserves respect...

and then a bunch of these fucking tacky *** come post generic ridiculous shit on his comments... it's not right. it really fucking irritates me. first of all, don't be a fucking embarrassing flock of sheep all repeating the same shit.... second, do not disrespect a human being by acting like he's just some fucking turd put on earth to pay you, when he doesn't even know you. it might be ok to treat him that way once he wants to be YOUR possession... posting generic shit like that on a profile that is probably really important to him, an innocent stranger.. just pisses me off. Even if it IS some dumb ass perv who clearly doesn't care... why would you want to make YOURSELF look like an idiot, by posting such things? What, just desperate to get another cd from your wishlist? Must you try so hard?

I mean I'm not some kiss ass slave hugger... anyone who wants my TIME or wants to get to know me better have a wad of cash in his hand, sure... but I'm not going to invade HIS little world demanding shit, when he doesn't even know me.... I mean... that's fucking pitiful! I really resent people who want shit to be all fake and stupid and unconnected.

I really appreciate it for what it is, when someone opens up and shares these things with me. I mean, I'm an old soul, I'm really fucking smart. I'm scary smart. And I feel it is my duty to council people.... it can mean taking their money while I rub my ass on their face loving my sexy self, or comforting them and letting them know that its ok to want the things they want while I order them to dress like a girl, or sniff my feet. My desire *IS* to make people feel good. I mean, I have to feel good first hahaha... but that's what I'm into. Providing PLEASURE all around. It makes me feel good about myself.

I am not at all interested in hurting anyone innocent. (innocent meaning they only have good intentions towards others). This doesn't mean I have a problem with verbal abuse or 'pain' if that is what the person is really really looking for... because that's all just stupid fantasy crap and it isn't who they really are. It's just some kinky fun.

But I am very grossed out by the fake fucking 'I love to hurt hurt hurt you' shit, from dominants.

its like..ok... if that's true.... then you're a disgusting criminalistic pig and you should be gotten rid of. You feed off of hurting feelings? You sexually get off on making another human being miserable? You are exactly what is wrong with the world.

I have come across some submissives who clearly had severe mental problems. Ones who were really really into fucked up abuse and wanting to be mentally HURT, for real. I cant deal with those types. I just end up trying to comfort them and fix them, and then they go away because Im not giving them what they want. I just can't bring myself to do it. I can't pretend that I'm not a caring loving person.

...and that's why I've never been a part of the 'bdsm scene' in 'real life'. I dont go to fetish parties or any of that bullshit, because I'm not interested in the embarrassing fake retarded trendy run of the mill antics of that type of person. ..that vibe is painfully strong on ***. V***, the chick who owns the site is for real, and so are several other chicks. ...but most of them... ugh.

If you're going to claim to be some powerful vixen... shouldn't you be attractive? Shouldn't you be smart? Shouldn't you put some effort into yourself? Shouldn't you be ORIGINAL!?!?!?

Fucking boring greedy cows taking gross unattractive pictures of their stupid feet in their dirty bedroom with a bare mattress and a garbage can in the background? Oh yes, all men should fall to their knees and worship you. *snort* fucking gross pigs. They shouldn't be allowed to be on the same website as I. That really just kills me. Undesirable lazy fucking women barking their stupid faces at a bunch of real submissives trying to make a buck, or trying to get people to buy them stuff off their wishlist (which is full of ugly shoes and has NOTHING on the purchased side?) haha. God I'm bitchy today. But then again, they just make me look good.

I am not a man hater. I love men. I prefer men to women, in every way. Gay men, straight men. I love men. The only other chicks I like are hot rad chicks like me. Us RAD girls have to stick together, because we're the minority. We cling to eachother when we come across each other.

Have you noticed all of the fakey untalented bitches come off as man haters? Do they hate men because men don't really want them? Or do they appear to be man haters because they're so bad at the fake domme persona they're trying to create...hmmmmm...I bet if they even HAVE boyfriends theyre fucking ugly and gross and poor and treat them like shit.

2009-04-14T11:04:00.003-05:00

Oh my god.... look at THIS... I didn't even know these pictures existed, because I was so DRUNK when I took them! It's me, getting drunk as FUCK, doing niteflirt calls while staring at myself on webcam. HEHE!

it's more than likely I stumped into the bed face first mere seconds after that last pic was taken. HAH!

and here's some more pictures of me drinking... hmmm....no hair extentions...

oh look... its me... in the morning... how interesting *der*

2009-04-14T09:54:00.003-05:00

I got my super fucking righteous DIVINE album!

time to laugh again at some retard sissies who I drained!

someone needs to buy me the fat boys movie from my wishlist!

2009-04-13T09:47:00.001-05:00

one thing that honestly fucking thrills me is when I login to niteflirt and find that some dirty boy has been playing my hot hot pay per view games! do it now!:

NEW - (this is fucking rad) - solid gold drain game:

cuckold/nylons fetish game:

hypnosis hottie game:

flirty tease game:

the diiirty drain game:

the coocoo cuckold game:

hypno pay per view:

humiliation pay per view:

pay per stroke:

2009-04-11T14:24:00.003-05:00

I'm excited about Easter. Joe is hiding a basket for me to find! *hehehehe* annnnd.... as an easter present to myself... I fucking bought myself, with my own money, a new pink moped! AHAHAHAHA!!!! (I'm gonna give my silver one 'Leona' to Joe ;>... that's his present from me, aren't I awesome? It's less than six months old and has under a hundred miles on it hehe). Now we'll be a scooter gang! A living breathing shag art!

now youuuu go be my easter bunny on my amazon wishlist!

2009-04-10T10:41:00.002-05:00

My van died. I don't have a four wheeled vehicle anymore. It's now just me and my moped! ... I'm kind of excited, really. I'm actually going to end up saving TONS of money, since you don't have to have insurance on a moped, and the registration is just 17 bucks a year (after the initial 180 I paid a few days ago). That and the fact that it gets 80 miles to the gallon. So. Yea. I'm super euro now! *moped mofo*... I love my vespa style scooter sooo much. It's silver, and it's sexy, and YAY!

There are some issues though.... like now I can't take all my laundry to the laundromat, I'll have to do it in the icky creepy laundry room in my complex. And now I can't do normal grocery shopping trips unless I take a cab, and I am not into cabs. Especially considering how over priced they are around here...hm.

I will now have a FOOOOD amazon wishlist, so you people can send me heavy shit that I can't cart around ;> I'm also setting up a 'sanrio' amazon list, and a 'humiliation' list for the dipshit submissives... righteous. Linkage:

My Amazon Wishlist
(this is my 'main' amazon wishlist, full of all the hot shit I'm dying to own)

My Food Wishlist
(an amazon wishlist full of wolfgang puck, japanese treats, and soy crisps. buy them for me now! so I don't have to make twenty trips with my moped...)

My Sanrio Wishlist
(an amazon wishlist full of all the hello kitty type crap that I adore!)

There. Excellent. Bookmark each of those lists, it's where you'll be spending all your spare dough, from now on. :D

2009-04-08T14:29:00.000-05:00

me love K pop!

Korean group 2NE1: LolliPop

2009-04-02T12:02:00.008-05:00

I really love my new members section. I've had a steady stream of joins, and that's great. Yesterday I held a two hour sale and let people join for fifteen bucks (thats amazing, considering it gets you access to ALL of my pics vids and live cam for a whole month)... and three gentlemen were lucky enough to snatch up that deal...anyway, one really suave guy joined, and I've been hanging out on cam with him a bunch n' I love it, yay! He watched me do my workout on one of my spy cams yesterday, and I must say I seriously enjoy having an audience. at all times. LOOK AT MEEEEEE. *wiggle*

Lots of new content has been uploaded, by the way. The latest photo set is hot hot hot, I'm decked out in tons of gold, have a preview:

I'm obsessed with my own blond pubic puff.

I financially raped a cross dressing mess last night. Robbed him of 500 bucks and some gifts, while I made him beat himself, saran wrap his head, piss in a champagne bottle and poor it on himself. *hehe*

Joe and I went to a predators hockey game, we lost in the shoot out.. but it was still fun. I wore a really pretty dress. random pointless pics and vids:

Nashville Preds hockey! on 12seconds.tv

after the game we went bar hopping, and in one spot there was a reallllly shitty band playing, and they only new crappedy rock... so I started screaming 'play some black crows' at the top of my lungs at them. They yelled back at me, and so I went up to talk to them. I was blabbering about songs with some singer guy, and this little fug dude with long greasy hair on the sidelines interjected 'oh are you going to TIP them then!!' .. I said 'yea, I'll give em a buck'. (this was a shitty band of young douche bags who sucked. they think they're jim morrison but they're more like kid rock)...anyway he said something stupid and snotty back to me, so I said 'shut up, you little sideling, this is the man I'm talking to' and gestured at the other more well behaved dude. As I was walking away, this little douche bag said 'yeaaa go fuck yourself' at me. so I stopped, turned around, and yelled really loudly "I can fuck myself better than you ever could, ya little faggot!" ..hahaha... and everyone went 'ooooo'. Here's a video I took right afterwards. The little douche is somewhere in there. (and they did play black grows, talks to angels, my least favorite hit. fuck drug addicts):

Mobile/E-Mail Post on 12seconds.tv

fun at the park, yay:

Not on camera Vincent! on 12seconds.tv

my doggie likes to hang in the window while we're grilling on the porch woo cuteness!

look at my little multi colored coven of cats!

getting giant shipments of wishlist gifts delivered gives me such a fucking thrill.

pointless drunken cam phone videos make the hurl go round.

Drunk boobs on 12seconds.tv

more cock sucking pics, cause I just can't get enough. (strange...)

I'm so sick of crap like this:

2009-03-30T13:16:00.007-05:00

More new INSANELY fucking hot sets of blowjob pics and videos for sale! All are uploaded to my members section and my video store, and photo store... but, I'm such a fucking show off, I must tease you a bit:

...enjoy my DIVINE playlist! (a work in progress):

someone needs to buy me the Divine album from wishlist!

Out
out tonight
feel like going out in the night
I'm gonna walk the street

walk the street
I wanna feel the heat
feel the heat.

There ain't nobody better than me
can't you see? Look at me!

Wild
feeling wild and I'm burning up deep inside

I wanna let it go
let it go
I'm gonna steal the show
steal the show

There ain't nobody better than me
can't you see? Look at me!

I'm so beautiful
you've gotta believe it
I am beautiful.

I'm so beautiful
can't you see? Look at me!

I said: I'm so beautiful
everybody's welcome to this point of view.
We're all beautiful
can't you see?

High
feeling high
I'm really gonna shake it through the night

I'm gonna nail the beat to the floor
I'm gonna make you scream
Scream for more.

There ain't nobody better than me
Can't you see? Look at me!
I'm so beautiful

There ain't nobody better than me
Can't you see? Look at me!
I'm so beautiful

Look at me! Can't you see?
Look at me! Can't you see?
I'm so beautiful

2009-03-29T12:57:00.000-05:00

I have come to realize a very smirk worthy fact:

Nicolas Cage looks and acts like Marilyn Manson, minus the makeup.

enjoy.

2009-03-24T10:15:00.005-05:00

New fetish video and new BLOWJOB VIDEO in my store!!!

I love sucking cock. I'm really good at it... and I'm proud. ;>

how much do I fucking dig this:

Bernadette Carroll - Party Girl - 1964

Happy Birthday Nick Lowe !!!!!!!!!

nicklowe.net

Nick Lowe is an amazing music man who's worked with THE DAMNED amongst other famous excellent fucks. Thank you backyardchef for helping educate me.

2009-03-23T09:11:00.003-05:00

so... nearly 50 percent of the people who come to my site are in france. righteous! I love you frenchies!

I'm going to be making new xxx videos tonight! I'll be posting them in my video store, AND my members section. Email me your requests ;>

It was a harsh blow losing the domain jessiekitty.com (still trying to get it back) ... it really fucked me as far as traffic and search engines go... so you can help me out by posting a link to jessiekitty.org anywhere and everywhere 'adult' links are allowed. also visiting my links page and clicking every link on there will really help me out :D

2009-03-21T17:51:00.003-05:00

Los Gatos Locos

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I fucking love these guys.

LosGatosLocos on Myspace

kingsplatterhead.com

2009-03-20T13:29:00.004-05:00

UPDATE: Steve Buscemi liked the video, and named a drink after me!

that is hot.

Steve Buscemi is on twitter. I've been following him and twittering at him.. and I made this piece of shit cause he requested someone make him something with a tony danza thingie:

I will twitter it at him until he watches it and gives me a review.

he put my picture in his fan photo album. Interactive shit is fun!

My boyfriends childhood friend is in this metal band Stemm. (they have a song being used by ufc, hmm neat)... anyway... they played here in Nashville on monday night... we went, we were delicious, they were great, it was fun. I took some pics and videos, but I was trashed, so obviously they're crap... but.. I'll share them anyway ;>

so... annoying disaster... my closet fell apart...

it's all fixed now... but that mess was fucking UNREAL man.

I took a picture of my boob while I was in the tanning booth, cause it was fun:

2009-03-18T17:22:00.003-05:00

Classic Video of the day - Kim Mitchell / Might As Well Go For A Soda

heheheh I'm in Steve Buscemi's fan photo album! Yea, it's really his: click

2009-03-18T12:25:00.004-05:00

I get stupid emails from gross sleaze bags every day.... but this total prick deserves to be exposed, so ... here you go, these are screencaps from my email account, your daily dose of pompous prick pussy fudge:

and after that I of course blocked him. *smirk*

2009-03-16T09:59:00.002-05:00

yes, I realize the conversation below is a tad spazzy and not too important... but I just wanted to let all of you sad insecure fake fucks know that us valid people DO know what you're doing.....:

jessiekittycom _: you know whats so sad
jessiekittycom _: when people make a mistake
jessiekittycom _: and then try to pretend that they were just testing you
jessiekittycom _: for example
jessiekittycom _: my twit says 'remember madder rose?'
jessiekittycom _: the band madder rose, Im talking about
jessiekittycom _: well a stupid disgusting retard pervert just imed me saying 'steven kings madder rose? the book? yes, I remember it. I read it."
andrea6987: ok, wasnt there a book yeah
andrea6987: hahaha
jessiekittycom _: and I said 'madder rose is a band, and they came before the book'
jessiekittycom _: and he goes 'hahaha, I knew that would get you!'
jessiekittycom _: trying to pretend that he was just messing with me
jessiekittycom _: no, liar, you were just WRONG
andrea6987: oh. yeah... mmmkay
jessiekittycom _: dont try to turn it into 'oh im smarter than you, I just fooled you'
jessiekittycom _: that shit is so pitiful and transparent
jessiekittycom _: some idiot did that to me over some lyrics a few weeks ago too
jessiekittycom _: a complete stranger sends me a mail
jessiekittycom _: MISquoting some L7 lyrics
jessiekittycom _: misquoting is no big deal, obviously
jessiekittycom _: and I replied, correcting his lyrics
jessiekittycom _: and then he said back 'oh, yep, she passed the test'
jessiekittycom _: talking ABOUT me, TO me
jessiekittycom _: pretending that he misquoted on purpose to TEST me
jessiekittycom _: fucking sad sad motherfucking people, man.
andrea6987: ha, sad. like anyone remembers every single thing theyve heard ever, word for word
andrea6987: be human, people. it IS okay
jessiekittycom _: being so fucking insecure that you cant just laugh off a mistake you made
jessiekittycom _: instead you have to lie to try to make the person who corrected you feel like YOU were the one who knew what was going on the whole time
jessiekittycom _: oh no... I didnt make a simple little unimportant mistake, no.
jessiekittycom _: I am a GENIUS and I was TESTING you
andrea6987: silly silly silly

2009-03-14T21:06:00.001-05:00

I'm currently auctioning these Penthouse brand boots, on ebanned ;>

2009-03-13T08:52:00.006-05:00

Yelle is radical! They rock me fuckin' hard. Righteousness, I insist:

everyone knows jessiekitty.com is now jessiekitty.org, right? Spread the word!

I will die if I do not get these two Divine movies from my amazon wishlist!:

and I also reallllly want these delicious items:

2009-03-12T14:26:00.003-05:00

further evidence of my Biff Tannen fetish.

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

listen to Biff!:

2009-03-10T09:39:00.005-05:00

I started a new youtube account. hopefully this one wont get deleted...

my new members site is almost complete, go join! don't forget to fill in your name on the chat tag, because at default youre labelled as 'guest'. (in the 'whistle bait' jessiekitty club you get webcam, and ALL of my amateur videos and pics ;>).

There are also new vids in my video store, and new sets in my photo store...so go blow your money!

*sigh* it's so hard to make myself do 'workie' type shit when it's all nice and sunny out. I wanna go swimming! rawr!... yesterday we took the dogs out to Nashville's Centennial Park.. the scaled version of The Parthenon is there. Pretty sweet, except for all of the annoying faux hippie richie 'Vandy' college kids hanging out there. Barf!

I wish there had been time to take Ben and Jordan to see that shit. They were here for a week in february, and it was BLISS BLISS BLISS!!! (they're my best friends). We set downtown on fire! Hah. I will now post pictures..

they arrive. it's 70 degrees here, and they just left sub zero scary icky minnesota snow weather... we lay around my front lawn drinking shitty wine and smoochin' all over eachother, ...and jordan plays with my dogs. IT WAS HEAVEN!!!!

we of course got totally plastered... the next morning we were verrrry hung over, and decided to act a fool in my lovely bedroom... yea, reviewing these videos I'm pretty sure we were still drunk..omg we're tards hehehe:

we fucked around and did a bunch of shit... and then it was champagne time. Jordan and I drank two fucking giant giant bottles of some cheap shit, and we got C R A Z Y... as you can see, Jordan decided to play with one of my bras *tehe*:

"Girls Will Be Girls" was the perfect movie to end that evening with..

there was much bar hopping, the whole trip:

when we went to Paradise Park (a trailer park themed bar @ restaraunt) we met this WILD WILD woman 'Lucy Lox' from iowa. We partied with her and shit got hilarious!

that place has plastic chairs and tables, and smashed up vintage hot rods just... sitting around. it's great!

Lucy and I got a bit loopy in the bathroom:

she gave me her address and told me I can come ride horses with her. I totally need to write her a letter hehheheheh!

I must relate some of the wacky occurances that transpired between us and random strangers. Hmm.

1) While we were sitting outside in downtown nashville, drunk as fuck, some nasty pair of street freaks approached us being wonky. A black guy and his little wigger butt boy. They were kind of snotty and asked us for money, we yelled no, and then the black dude started spewing some of his bitchy 'poetry' at us. He kept saying 'the RIGHT way'.. and I yelled at him 'Did you say the WHITE way??? Are you being RACIST!!!?' ...he got mad and they departed. It was fucking hilarious. As he walked away he mumbled 'I can't believe you interrupted me'. *smile*

2) Later that night, sitting in the brewhouse soooo trashed waiting for Joe to come pick us up, these OTHER two freaks approach us. They lean down and start whispering in my ear that they want to fuck me. Then they say to ben and jordan 'if I were gay I'd want to fuck you too'... they were obnoxious in general and we were just laughing at them, when the skinny freaky one STUCK HIS HAND UP MY SKIRT, omg! I started shrieking and then his big huge fat friend asked me 'Is your hair real?'.. I found that very offensive, so I asked him 'Is that a fat suit?'... hah. He got mad and said to his friend 'Come on, let's go, we don't like FAKE people'. ..whatever that meant... heh. I don't know, it was great. Ben and Jordy have a pic of me with the skinny freak who grabbed my ass, but it's just too embarrassing to post.

My apartment is so much more fun with them in it....

(yes, thats bea arthur, we had a golden girls marathon)

now these pictures are funny, beause of what you CANT see. we went downtown and checked out this like... historical site. an old civil war army fort thats still standing, next to the river, all wooden and old and shit... it's got a park attatched to it, where apparently all of the bums and squatters like to hang out. While we were taking these pictures some big biker looking motherfucker was screaming and hooting cat calls at us. You can totally tell by the body language and facial expressions, heheehe!

(doesnt this pic of jordan totally look like some shit you'd see in a John Waters art book?)

on their last night here, Ben made 'Yucca' (hard lemonade, only good) and we ordered chinese. *sigh* it was somber, cause none of us wanted to seperate. But still lots of fun!

the morning they left we dulled the pain by drinking, and watching 'rupauls drag race'.

If you're wondering, I haven't drank much at all since they left. Heh. Self control and all that lame shit. If you want to see ALL of the photos and videos, you'll have to join my site ;>

lets see... what else... I know, let us again laugh at my stupid loser dutch bi*ch:

I love ripping him off ;>

A JessieKitty blog post would not be complete if I didn't demand you go buy me stuff from my amazon wishlist!!! I need lots of new spring clothes (I give away almost all my clothes each year) annnd ... get me music!

2009-03-01T15:33:00.011-06:00

Shit is fucking righteous in my world right now.

cam snaps from recent shows:

so... I got a new tattoo. I went to the same place as last time, and was worked on by the same person, a lovely metal dude who is very talented, and has long silky black hair that one has the urge to reach out and stroke. I'm very fucking pleased with my tattoo and the shop, and the people there... so I used one of my dirty whore "clients" to make this fabulous sick creepy 'thank you' video. (I'm going to send it on myspace heheheh ;>):

(click play)

speaking of that dirty whore starring in my filth (dutch hooker slut), we were doing a 'session' while I got the content to create the masterpiece above, during which I took a thousand dollars from him. *smile*

some more webcam captures:

I've been cavorting with another fellow the past two days as well, a very smooth well behaved cute adorable attractive young suave swedish guy who has been spoiling me like fucking crazy!!! The day before yesterday he bought me a new DKNY short trench coat, some new DIOR sunglasses, and a hot hot hot KATHY VAN ZEELAND purse... and a bunch of other great shit, shoes jewelry n' more from my amazon wishlist. I'm fucking pumped! He also sent me tons of money, what a yummy bitch, I plan on owning him for life ;> He looks so... swedish... it's righteous. He's smart and into good music hm! I'm gonna send him a bunch of snail mail letters and silly things. Here's a little thingie I sent him yesterday:

I'm still working on my new 'members site', "Whistle Bait" ~ The JessieKitty Club... it's kind of halfway finished. People can join if they want to, but some of the pages are still messed up and things need to be sorted. It's going to be fucking fabulous when it's ready though :D Since I took down all my big public photo albums, you'll HAVE to go join, if you want access to all my videos and pics from the last two years hah!

more cam captures:

I updated my myspace... go stare at it! (I made the layout myself yay).

It's time, again, for me to bring to you one of the best filthy b rate horror movie's in my massive collection.

Scream Bloody Murder (1973)

In this bit of cinematic gold, the main character Matthew kills his father with a tractor when he's a child, because he wants his mother to himself. He's put in a looney bin, and released years later. He returns home to find his mother has a new man, his jealousy overtakes him again, and he murders them both... which sets him off on a killing spree. He murders random people (hallucinating that they're his mother) and then ends up murdering an old woman so he can live in her mantion and try to woo a hooker he met by the beach. *smile*

Here is a youtube video containing highlights from the movie (unfortunately they didn't include the scene where he's murdering the couple on the beach, and as he's beating the female she screams 'Im not your mother' and he yells back 'yes you are, youre my mama and you love me!' while he kills her. Fucking fabulous... but yea, anyway, check it out:

by the way, HAPPY ST DAVIDS DAY! Give your animals lots of love! CYMRU!

2009-02-23T16:07:00.007-06:00

I have lots of slutty new pictures, will be making sets out of them and uploading them to my store soon! saaample?

many apologies for the current state of my blog. if you go more than a few pages in, you see all of the pictures are white boxes saying 'this picture has been removed from flickr'. terrible terribleness and I'm working on it. (all I can do is go through the posts and remove all of the pictures, I'm totally pissed..).

you can now follow me on twitter!

follow jessiekitty at http://twitter.com

2009-02-15T08:46:00.003-06:00

one of my favorite people just sent me this fucking awesome video.

we both agree that this is JessieKitty land, and I should be able to go live there where I belong:

2009-02-10T15:29:00.000-06:00

ultimate disaster. my flickr account has been deleted. that means all the photos I've hosted in my blog for the last two years are now icky 'this photo has been removed by flickr' pictures. I apologize. Bare with me, I'm doing what I can. If anyone has any advice about a good place I can host my adult oriented photos, please let me know. jessiekittycom@gmail.com

fuck... all of the photos in my forum are gone too. *cry*

2009-02-05T10:03:00.004-06:00

R.I.P. Lux Interior

this fucking sucks. another amazing talent lost. and there goes my chance to ever see the cramps play live, too... Poor Poison Ivy ;/

2009-02-04T09:15:00.005-06:00

L7 - Shistlist - (as my expression)

*smirk* fucking disgusting stupid mennonites.

some moron sent me a message in regards to my post, below, ranting against the fucking WRONGNESS of the sick cults of mennonites and amish people.

he himself is a mennonite from texas, and he told me no matter how beautiful I am, Im ugly on the inside, and he said 'any problems you had in the mennonite community were because of your unruly behavior'... !!!!!!!!

Thats right kid, if a religious cult gets ahold of your family, destroys your life, and encourages your parents to treat you like shit and put you in jail (just because you wont wear a prayer cap and farm dress and stop listening to music, and you wont live by the motto that men are the bosses and women are their servants, and you wont worship a non existent "god" while living a bizarre hypocritical unnatural lifestyle with a community of ugly deformed perverted mental cases...)... where was I?

Oh, right. If you're being mentally abused in a religious cult, its YOUR FAULT because YOU wouldnt follow the rules!

Yes, if I would have just submitted to the sickness and 'gone with it' I would have been a rewarded happy person.

I have only myself to blame!

HAHAHAHAA FUCKING RETARDED BRAINWASHED PIG! KEEP YOUR PITIFUL MEALY MINDED EMAILS TO YOURSELF!

Oh.... did I ever fucking mention the mennonites SHUNNED my parents (after I was long gone) because they found out they had each been married before they married eachother? Did I mention MY MOTHER WAS DYING OF CANCER while they shunned her?

And lets not forget to point out the most obvious idiocy of this guy: what is a happy good behaved little married mennonite guy doing looking at some slutty girls stuff on the internet? *gong* Hypocrites, one and all.

I got some other messages from other people who just misunderstood me, and thought I was saying I hate all people who practice religion. Obviously thats not true, there are some very very fucking nice religious people, certainly. What I said is that I hate religious fanatics ....there is a difference, and pretending I meant otherwise is just a very weak way to try to discredit me as a fanatic myself.

2009-02-03T15:06:00.002-06:00

As many of you know, my family turned mennonite when I was a tween.....I didn't ever join the church, but the rest of my "family" did. (Im adopted). My refusal to join earned me time spent in the psyche ward and then a halfway house, due to the fact that I kept running away from home. Living on the street is preferable to being in the clutches of those disturbed people.

I would like to inform all of you that mennonites are fucking perverts, control freaks, morons, and sick fucking cunts in general. They are like a backwards scary horror movie. Living in the world of mennonites is like BEING in the movie 'The Children of the Corn'... only the adults are still in power. They have these insane egos, especially about how modest and unwordly they can be.... but actually, behind closed doors, they all break their own rules, while watching each other with predatory eagle eyes, waiting for a chance to pounce and accuse someone of breaking the rules, so they have to apologize to the whole congregation, or be shunned. I would bitch about the sexism that goes on in their groups, but the perverted disgusting women ENJOY the treatment, because they get off on it. They just have a boner for being their husbands submissive. Only its the kind of submissiveness that involves the dominant demoralizing the submissive, and making them unattractive and uninteresting. Fucking ugly pig bitches with their revolting farm dresses and ridiculous pitiful prayer caps.

I don't usually mention anything about my horror story youth in the religious cult.... but every once in awhile I feel a strong strong urge to scream to anyone who will listen....

MENNONITES AND AMISH PEOPLE ARE NOT SIMPLE SWEET LITTLE INNOCENT CHRISTIAN PEOPLE.... THEY ARE FUCKING SICK FREAKS WHO ABUSE AND PERSECUTE EACHOTHER AND THEIR CHILDREN!!!!!

*SCREAM*

I FUCKING HATE RELIGIOUS FANATICS AND I WANT THEM ALL DEAD.

2009-01-31T09:58:00.003-06:00

this is a good listen, I wish a lot of people who I consider to be in need of enlightenment about Obama would spend a few minutes with this Alex Jones w/ KRSONE (as guest) radio show. Don't be blind. Don't pretend.:

It's time to wake up. Knowledge is power!

2009-01-22T10:44:00.008-06:00

oh boy... there is soooo much to report.... OI! I'll start with the good news. ;>

I've got lots and lots of FUCKING HOT new photos! I'm being a little slow about getting the sets posted in my photo store, but they should be up within a few days. Here's some samples to tide you over:

..I made this really righteous tribute video for the excellent psychobilly band Batmobile's website, BatmobileForever.com:

Find more videos like this on JessieKitty

There is lots of new stuff in my video store, including crazy fetish vids (like nasty CUCKOLD fantasy stuff! heheeh!).

now... for the crappy news...

first of all, some pitiful disgusting fucking loser has been impersonating me on this website 'fubar.com'... Its some social networking site for drunk sluts and people with no lives. I registered there in 2006 (I always register on every new site with the name jessiekitty so others cant use it)... and I never thought of the site again until a nice boy contacted me pointing out the bullshit. Here is the fake profile: http://fubar.com/user/2239618
...they were calling themself "Jeka" ...as if...people steal my photos all of the time, but this sick fuck has really taken it to a new creepy extent. He had over four hundred pics of me, he even had albums of pictures of my fucking APARTMENT!!! ..he stole pictures, and videos, and was even posting pictures of MY FRIENDS!!! (they were very pissed to learn about this).

Well. Obviously I took action. I contacted a bunch of people on fubar, the supposed moderators.. they acted like fucking idiots and told me if I dont want my pictures stolen then I shouldnt post them!?!?!? Stupid pigs. Finally some nice guy on fubar pointed me to a certain guy who handles deletions that he said I should talk to. I spoke to the dude and he's taking action and getting rid of the fake account. I'm also getting the fakers photobucket account deleted since its full of content stolen from ME.

This faker had TONS of people convinced that they were speaking with the real JessieKitty. I think he even used a cam splitter to play a video of me on webcam and tricked these people into thinking they were camming with me. Gross. Those gulible fucking fools. They just wanted so DESPERATELY to believe that JessieKitty would have anything to do with them, hahaha laughable. I use the computer to work, and to speak to my REAL friends. I am not a sad fucking idiot who lives on their computer like these fubar people. Anyway. You can see my REAL fubar profile here: http://www.fubar.com/user/71722 ...you have no idea how many idiotic websites I'm a member of just to maintain my reputation and keep freaks from impersonating me. *sigh*.

....ready for some MORE shitty news? *sigh*

Well.... the other morning I was taking my new rescued pitbull puppy Baby out for her morning walk. She hadnt been spayed yet...and she was in heat. I got totally attacked by some male dog. I was there, my chihuahua was there, and my pitbull was there... and this horny male dog was there. There were leashes tangled all around me, dogs and barking and teeth everywhere, and then all of a sudden just like that, Baby's leash was jerked out of my hand, and she and this male dog were off running.

They were so fucking fast, they were just GONE. I flipped out. My boyfriend flipped out. We drove around looking for her etc. I was so heart broken. Well... two or three hours later, guess who showed up at my door, dragging her leash with a DIFFERANT male dog with her! The bitch went and got gang banged, hahaha! Ok. So. Crisis averted, we made an appointment for her to get her shots and get spayed the very next morning. ...the next morning comes, we drop her off. We pick her up the next day... after paying 400 dollars for the spaying and shots.

An hour letter, the vet calls us back. Nippers Corners vet in Nashville Tn. They call to tell us 'oh, oops, we never GAVE your dog those shots we charged you for"..... so we made ANOTHER appointment for her to get her shots the next day. Wait... it gets worse.... an hour after this call, I look over at Baby who had been laying on the floor ever since she got home and... and... HER FUCKING STOMACHE WAS HANGING OPEN AND BLOOD WAS OOZING OUT ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously I COMPLETELY LOST IT. I looked closely and saw that there had only been two shitty little stitches holding this big four inch incision closed. Two shitty little stitches that busted right open when all she did was lay on her back and stretch. We call the vet, we bring her right in.. and what? what?? THEY TREATED US LIKE IT WAS OUR FAULT THAT IT HAPPENED. She had to have her stomache stapled shut, and then they said 'oh yea, and she needs antibiotics and a head cone'.... uh... where the fuck were the staples and antibiotics and head cone this morning???? why werent these given to her in the first place!?!? on top of all of that... THEY FUCKING CHARGED ME ANOTHER 65 DOLLARS TO FIX THEIR OWN MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nippers Corners Vetrinary Clinis in Nashville TN. Never fucking take your animal there. Spread the word. I already told my ups man, in detail. He loves me, so I'm sure he's going to make a point of spreading this information to all his customers with pets.

This is fucking unreal, right? Have you ever heard of such QUACK vets? I am making it my mission to tell EVERYONE I can find this story, so that this doesn't happen to any other pet owners. I mean I trusted these people with my dogs life, and they acted like lazy stupid incompetent morons. They will pay for this. They want us to bring baby back in ten days to get the staples removed? No, I dont think so. If they dont fall out on their own, I will fucking bring her to a different vet. Oh, thats another thing. I have another new kitty who needs to be fixed, and when I take him in, whichever vet I end up going to is going to hear ALL about this shit at nippers corners, and they will surely go to great lengths to spread the bad word about their competition. *smirk* Dont fuck with JessieKitty or her brood. You will regret it. (Joe thinks this might have been a set up to drain more money out of us, if so, thats fucking sick). I'd also like to add that when she came home she drank three bottles of water, as if she hadnt had a drop of water in the over 24 hours that she was at the vet :| As I was looking over the receipts I noticed this little splurge at the bottom that said 'WE OFFER DOGGY DAY CARE!' .. and I'm thinking, "yea right, when fucking hell freezes over you butchers".

Now. On a happier note, I mentioned that I have a new little kitty cat to deal with! I'll break it down really quick: day 1 - gorgeous orange kitty starts living on my windowsill. I threw tons of food out for him. day 2 - kitty is back and he wants IN, he will not go away... and truthfully I dont want him to, because I am a shepard and I can't turn away little babies in need. I feed him more. Pet him some. Give him love... but left him outside because I live in a one bedroom apartment and I already have a lot of pets. day 3 - the little angel is back and this time he's mewing pitifully and staring at me, for hours. Joe and I talked and as he heard the kitty mewing over the phone he breaks down and says "just take him in, you know you're going to'... I let the kitty in. I left the window open. He came in and refused to life, which meannns... I now have another kid! I named him Simon. Here are a bunch of fucking adorable pics of the entire bruhaha.

the little doll. So, with Simon, Baby, Eira, Roy, and Vincent that means I have fucking three cats and two dogs. Yes... this means a lot of money will be spent on vet visits and litter and food. If you're interested in helping me out with these expenses you can send me an amazon gift certificate. to jessiekittycom@gmail.com:

or you can send me cash via amazon through this donation button:

:)

speaking of amazon.... there is something very very entertaining on my wishlist that other 80s children might remember:

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS!!!! ahahahah!!!! I was a huge fan of these, I had a giant collection and now I want them again. They're sooo fucking funny. GarbagePailKids.com

hehehe fabulous. Someone recently bought me the garbage pail kids MOVIE from my wishlist, its so silly, I reccomend you check it out. Do you remember the episode of The Cosbys where rudie got in trouble for sneaking to watch this movie with her friends? hahahaha, YEA!

speaking of the 80s... and early 90s... as I was fucking around on youtube watching Annie Lennox videos, and I was totally astounded to see that John Malkovich and Hugh Laurie starring in her Walking on Broken Glass video!!!! Ha! Awesome! I used to do jazzercise to that song when I was a kid ;> Unfortunatly I cannot embed any of annie lennox's youtube videos because she's got it blocked... but I can link it from crocmusic, so here you go... spot them:

Annie Lennox - walking on broken glass

great song, great video, great all around. yummy. I am ordering you to go subscribe to her youtube channel because she's fucking righteous ;> annielennox.com

As I was digging on that stuff, I got a little boner to go watch some HEART too, god I love this song 'Crazy on You' ... oh my god check out the cut out shirt the male guitar player is wearing, hahaha nipples!!!! The Wilson sisters are bad ass, I've been singing this all week:

heart-music.com

And I can't mention this era without paying tribute to ROXETTE !!!! (I remember singing this song to myself in like 8th grade gym class while running around the track):

roxette.se

2009-01-19T14:19:00.002-06:00

rejoice, slave sluts and fabulous fans! you can now send me 'tips' 'tributes' or whatever you want to call your 'cash donations' via your amazon.com account, REALLY easily .. just like paypal! Here's a button to send me 25 bucks, use it!:

2009-01-08T09:24:00.005-06:00

Happy Birthday David Bowie!!!!!
and Elvis!

2009-01-07T15:08:00.005-06:00

Being who I am, doing what I do... I run into a lot of stupid people on a regular basis. Usually I ignore it... but when someone acts especially revolting, I feel compelled to 'tell on them' by posting about it. Check out the comment that this shining example of shiteousness left on one of my myspace photos today:

The little prick. First of all, let's explore his profile. What do we find? He's into slipknot (ew!) and he has a bunch of little banners all over his page saying 'fuck you, fuck you, die' and the like. He has a banner with a joke on it making fun of retards. He named one of his photo albums 'pimp shit'...and he labels his blog with 'I hope this pisses you off'. He has gross piercings and he comes off creepy, and mental in general. Yea, he seems really concerned about being a 'good role model'.

Now lets talk about his bullshit views. It's wrong to shake your ass? It's wrong to take hot pictures of yourself? If a chick acts like a sex toy, it means she has no self worth? No. All bitches capable of doing so should be sexy and fun, otherwise they're a failure, in my opinion. Maybe he has issues with chicks like me because his girl appears to be a plain baby factory. To actually answer his generic question, I'd say I post sexy pictures on myspace because it's good for business, because I enjoy it, and because others enjoy it. I'm being myself, and it's doing very well for me. Jealous? ...that shit about it not being SAFE for me to post these pictures is ridiculous pitiful paranoid propoganda, too. If I weren't the SMART bad ass girl that I am, yea maybe I'd end up in dangerous situations, considering the fact that I meet submissives for sessions, and do all of the public stuff that I do. But I do not EVER run into any trouble, because I am brilliant, and I am running shit.

What is HE doing on my page anyway? Mr family man, with his ugly girl, ugly daughter, and his insipid little attitude about 'being good'. Would his wife or girlfriend or whatever appreciate him oggling my pictures? In fact, why did he even add me on myspace? It's not like I know him... I just accept any and all of the hundreds of requests I get every week. ...huh... telling me I appear insecure... insecure MEN always treat chicks like me this way. They can't have me, so they try to hate me.... but they just can't look away, mm? ;>

Was he feeling guilty about being a little bitchy perv and digging through my shit? Did he say that idiocy at me to try to make himself feel less guilty? Or, as his profile seems to imply, does he just enjoy pissing people off? In any case, he wins the 'worthless bag of blood' award for the month. The second I saw that comment, I felt the need to shoot off a dumb snotty little email at him:

2009-01-03T08:48:00.004-06:00

so. last saturday night.... I went downtown to bar hop all by my lonesome. Joe was working down there for the night, so he could drive me home once I got all plastered, yay! Downtown Nashville is really really fucking fun *wee* (I'm actually having an inner battle with myself right now, trying to decide if I should go party tonight.. I should really save money, and my liver... mm)...

Anyway, I made my rounds of all the main bars, had a fucking blast, met a bunch of cute people and bands, and yeehaw. (I insighted this one adorable couple to swing dance to elvis, what a lovely sight)..Then Joe met up with me after his shift, and we continued to party. We had a WONDERFUL night, I love this city, etc etc etc. ...but....

on the way to the car, we stopped back at the ritzy place Joe had been working that night, to order food..and as we were standing around waiting this bleary eyed drunken navy guy came stomping out of the establishment. He was in full regalia....and the second he saw me, after coming out the door, he ran up to me and started hitting on me. He asked me how much it was going to take to get me back to his hotel room with him (hahah)!!! Joe was busy talking to a friend of his, and I found this navy man very laughable, so I continued to talk to him. ( Joe's friend asked 'is she going to diss you?' and Joe said 'no, she knows what she's doing'). I was being a rude brat at the fool and laughing at him the whole time, but he was too busy blabbering to listen to what I was saying. He fucking called me a 'woman of the night' hahahahah!!!!! That's what my MOM used to call hookers!

He ranted and ranted at me, pretty much just singing his own praises and telling me that I need to go home with him. He was middle aged and sloppy drunk and not fucking attractive at all, even in his impressive uniform covered with medals. He put his fucking hat on my head, ewwww tacky! Well. Anyway.... as he ranted he got stranger and stranger, yelling about how he's a high ranking mason, and how he's in the aryan nation, and how he's KILLED people and blah blah blah blah. The hostess came out and told Joe the idiot had just gotten kicked out of a wedding party inside *hehe*.

By this time, Joe is getting annoyed..he starts talking shit to the sad egotistical fuck. Weirdo had been yammering at me and hanging all over me for like 15 minutes...and then somehow in the drunken crazyness, I got this navy man to PAY FOR THE FOOD Joe and I ordered. He handed the money to JOE even, hah! After we got our food, the guy started again trying to get me to go home with him. He was all like 'do you want to go home with that guy, or do you want to go home with a NAVY CAPTAIN' blah blah blah. I laughed at him, put my arm in Joe's, and said 'this is the dick Im sucking tonight'. Then Joe challenged him to fight, and the guy ran away back into the lounge. Big fucking navy man, huh.

HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING HA!!!!! The douche bag was treating me like a hooker and being insulting towards my boyfriend, and I turned it around on him and got him to pay for our food as we treated him like shit, laughed at him, and dipped out. Life is grand when you're JessieKitty! And I don't really mind him thinking I'm a hooker, ugly people who can't understand hot sexyness are always making that mistake ;>

God, I'll never forget the time I was like 21, my friend Leon was like 19 or something... and we were in this bar 'the norshore' in duluth minnesota... we were all fucked up, and this really handsome dude came up to us and asked 'are you professionals?'... well... our young asses didn't know what he was asking so we said YES, hahahaha!!!!! He bought us some drinks, and then he was like 'hmm lets go party'... Well. it turned out he was a fucking mental case who wanted to smoke speed and have an orgy, so we ditched him... but it's a hilarious story. .....Maybe you had to be there ;>

here's a few cell phone pics from this crazy past saturday, I took them when I was in a silly bar who's theme is 'trailer park':

I should also mention that while I was in 'the wheel' I was accosted in a bathroom by an excitable lady from texas who got all silly with me and made me go tell her husband he makes the best beef brisket in texas, we were hooting and being crazy drunk sluts, ahahaha it was so great. Again, you had to be there.

2009-01-02T15:37:00.008-06:00

new videos in my vid store (please remember to page through the whole store, when I make filthy fetish vids I sometimes hide them in the back)...

and sexy new photo sets posted to my pic store....

..including videos and captures of one of my dirty dirty cross dressing sluts Kari. I did some majorly fucked up long distance sessions with the whore, and recorded it all for my profit and your perverted viewing pleasure ;> here's one of the screen captures:

on a lighter note, I've got a series you MUST investigate. It is "Clatterford" (us name) / Jam and Jerusalem (uk name).

Another wonderful Jennifer Saunders creation, featuring our favorites Dawn French, Joanna Lumley, and more. If you dig fucked up fabulous british humour (sic) then you MUST GET THIS NOW!!!!

God I love it when Dawn French plays a crazy person....

this just makes me want to pull out my 'girls on top' dvds ;> thats another excellent fucking show, but its not 'new' so you better already know of it *wags finger*.

God... I could go on and on and on about all of the shows these chicks have been involved with that I love... and ade. *sigh* fuck yea.

so... yesterday was the annual 'winter classic'! I'm amazed that chicago lost after the righteous leed they had *sigh*. It was still fun to watch though. Im not even going to mention the suckyness of going all the way to a game to watch your team lose (dammit predators!... they also had a game here in nashville, yesterday). And Mats Sundin didn't even play, hmph! God I love him, the dirty bitch.

2008-12-29T12:13:00.005-06:00

LOTS of new videos in my video store!

Im so hungover....oh my GOD I've been partying sooooo much and blowing all my money *eek*

wanna buy me a drink? this is a nine dollar niteflirt mail, click it over and over again!

want to pay for a whole evening of me partying? here's a 100 dollar mail, click it to take me on a date! *hehe*

I also demand that some lovely fuckers buy me new 'going out' clothes from my wishlist.

I promise to write a new blog post soon :D

2008-12-21T09:38:00.005-06:00

my tree this year:

did you know Little Richard was born on christmas day, 1932? Isn't that gorgeous? He's such a gift! *haha* ;) Also, Alabama was the first state to declare christmas a legal holiday. 1836, my friend.

surely you realize it's your duty to go to my amazon wishlist and hook me up with some gifts. My address and color and sizing info for everything is already filled in. You just click and buy, and a few days later my ups man delivers it into my hot little hands. And then I take pics. Fun for all!

also delicious is receiving gift certificates!!!! ( address them to jessiekittycom@gmail.com )

so... Leons visit was spectacular. We hit downtown nashville HARD, several times. I'm fucking loving this city so much right now..... we partied so hard I ended up sick with a cold! (thats ok, I've been getting off on my cold medication :D) ... I'm feeling better now. Hence my blog posting.

I'm currently lounging on my couch, with the cable radio station set to 'traditional christmas music'. Dean Martin is so sharp! I remember when I was a little rockstar in choir I loved singing 'carol of the bells' every year.

Here's some choice pics n' stuff of our partying:

you can see more here

awwww look how good all my lil brats are getting along with our newest addition, Baby the pitbull:

she's so cute.

and so is Joe... ;>

wanna see some newer pictures of my apartment? of course you do....

2008-12-19T07:57:00.001-06:00

2008-12-18T08:12:00.001-06:00

I'm going to be on a radio show tonight. 10pm central time. theartistD.com - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/fabulousradio

2008-12-09T12:44:00.003-06:00

there are many new videos in my store.

you better watch this one, it's straight from my heart:
jessiekitty

my youtube account was just terminated, for no good reason.

add yourself to my map, or browse the other memebers:

2008-12-08T08:06:00.007-06:00

Normally I reserve my blog for my antiquated chatter, and trashy self promotion.... but now I'm about to muster up some brutal honesty.

I feel empty... lost.... alone.

bittersweet, full and empty.

Gene Pitney - I'm Gonna Be Strong

only love can break a heart....

half heaven / half heartache

2008-12-04T11:23:00.004-06:00

In six days my fabulous old friend Leon arrives for a JessieKitty/Nashville getaway! He'll be here for a week, I'm so excited! I'm going to drag him to all of the traditional touristy nashville spots, like tootsies, and opry mills n' all.

yayyy it's pictures of me sitting in my bedroom looking vacant:

you know how I'm always going on about my house cams (people pay per week to subscribe to them) .. here's a snap from one mounted in the bar area, facing the livingroom:

So, as I mentioned earlier.... there's a new addition to my 'family'. A week and a half ago, early in the morning when Joe was getting ready for work, a poor stray injured looking dog came into our hallway, in the pouring rain. She was soaked, she was shimpering, she was scared, and she climbed into my arms with a quickness, and didn't want to leave. I sat in the hallway getting soaked by her skanky fur for over a half hour cradling her and saying nice things. I hugged her and looked into her deep sweet little eyes, and knew there was no way I'd send her back out in the rain, in the dirty city. I got up, opened the door of my apartment and turned around and called her in... after some fearful hesitation she came in. We put a towel down for her and she layed on it just kind of resting for awhile while we petted her and talked to her. I was all 'well, should we keep her?' and Joe said 'yea!!!'. And that was that.

She had owies all over her, the worst one being this big fucked up red raw patch on her snout.

She is a handful!!!! Obviously some sort of pitbull mix. We've named her "Baby'. ;) Her disposition is extremely sweet and playful, she's never acted mean or angry. I see a lot of vet visits in our future.... We let the building manager here know that we have her, incase she by some chance has previous owners that are looking for her and want to take care of her (very doubtful). There are a lot of stray dogs just living around here, there's lots of little patches of woods amongst the city here, and lots of full dumpsters to eat out of.

She's so fucking adorable I looooove her. You can look forward to lots of pictures and reports ;>

speaking of cuteness and lovely animals, check out this picture of my cat Roy:

2008-11-27T19:18:00.002-06:00

A new family member is what I'm most thankful for, at this moment. I'll let you know more about that later, but in short, she's a new wonderful young dog who has really infused my home with adorable wonderful LOVE this thanksgiving!

My handsome delicious boyfriend is currently rolling a green smokey treat. We've infused meat back into our diet for the yule season, and he's roasting a pork butt AND a turkey breast. (boing!) We cooked a sweet little pumpkin, and made real from scratch pumpkin pie together.

We're drinking Blue Moon Brewing Company 'Full Moon' winter ale, and watching our cherished thanksgiving movie tradition 'Trading Places' with Dan Akyroyd and Eddie Murphy.

I'm so fucking happy right now. Of course the booze is a large part of that... heheh

2008-11-24T15:46:00.000-06:00

I have been contacted again, this time by an innocent witness, about seeing my picture on craigslist. apparently it's very common for perverts posing as women to use *MY* photos. My pictures have been spotted in texas craigslistings and knoxville tn listings.

I have no explanation for this, but I would like to make it clear to EVERYONE that I am not on craigslist, I haven't ever used it, and I'm certainly not posting sleazy 'personals' anywhere at all.

2008-11-21T09:53:00.002-06:00

send me an amazon gift certificate, ass kisser. address it to jessiekittycom@gmail.com

you want it more personal? take your dirty ass to My Amazon Wishlist and buy me presents!

2008-11-20T14:20:00.001-06:00

new foot fetish videos in my video store!

My new 'psycho hottie' photo set will be available for purchase soon ;>

2008-11-17T11:31:00.002-06:00

I fucking love Perry Como.

That is my kind of italian.

perrycomo.net

Check out this delicious video, I'm so amazed I found it... it's so politically incorrect (which you know I enjoy): Hubba Hubba Hubba

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry_Como

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being adopted can be fucked. its most surely fucked when the family that adopted you turns into religious fanatics, turn you out of the house so you can be a worthless squatter, and then years later die shortly after making amends.

Yes, obviously I'm talking about myself. It's fucked to be alone. I hate not having a "family". I mean, I consider the queer community to be my family, but obviously it's not the same. During this yule-y holiday season when we're bombarded by images and stories of happy loving families its just... ugh.

I'm so jealous. I'm so angry. I've got just about no 'relatives' ... and the last time I did hear from one, it was my adopted sister calling me over and over again harassing me for money. *sigh* I've been jipped.

2008-11-13T09:03:00.001-06:00

I just found the ugliest sickest fucking shoes that have ever been made. *cry* it wounded me to witness them. ..I was innocently digging around on amazon, looking for some cute oxford heels, like these, which I added to my wishlist (go buy them for me!):

..when I sadly came across this nastyness which shouldn't exist, puke, if I ever see a girl wearing these I will walk up to her and kick her in the knee, I swear:

2008-11-11T16:04:00.003-06:00

I'm really sick of this double standard that is now so popular.... it's ok for non whites to hang signs that say 'brown pride' and etc.... but if a beautiful white person like me wants to do the same and display my 'pride' then some people think I'm doing something wrong. I am all for EVERYONE embracing their racial identity, as long as they don't act fucked up at other people in the process...

This attitude isn't just shared by the ignorant people. I've heard "respected" "intelligent" people vocalize the same attitude... therefor....

WHITE PRIDE!

Yes, it is fucking delicious to be white, my heritage is righteous. we have so much to be proud of, and we deserve as much respect and fairness ..and freedom of expression as anyone else. ;) Aryan is not a bad word. STOP TRYING TO OPPRESS ME!

2008-11-08T10:31:00.000-06:00

Happy Birthday Gordon Ramsay, you hot fucker!

God I love him! I have sex dreams about him *hehe*
GordonRamsay.com

2008-11-07T08:12:00.005-06:00

Alright... I spent my childhood in California. I've been around lots of hispanic people. They're... normal regular people. I love lots of mexicans, so don't think I'm being an evil shit here..but..

I happen to live in an apartment complex here in Nashville that is mostly mexican. (it's not a bad neighborhood, its just a big OLD place so its giant apartments for cheap). I think they shipped their worst ghetto scum to this complex. I'm serious. These are not normal nice mexicans. These people are freaky trash.

Regularly my boyfriend and I observe their fucked up behavior, either in angry horror, like when they're not taking responsability for their children, or robbing cars in the parking lot, or walking around on drugs with ugly hookers.. or we watch with great humor, like when they do bizarre stuff such as lean up against a filthy rotten diseased overflowing dumpster as if it were a soft tree in the forrest.. or when they get drunk and dance around acting all weird and homo-y, hitting eachother with sticks and playing grab ass and molesting eachothers maleness right in plain view..or oh god...when they sit in the lawn and eat grass, when there are big piles of dog shit all around them.

(yes. I saw a mexican dude laying in the grass right outside my window, there were piles of dog shit all around him, and probably under him... and he was grabbing sprigs of grass and shoving them in his mouth.. he wasnt homeless or anything, he was laying around talking on his cell phone. yep. it happened). They lay around in dog shit pretty regularly. Many many people in this complex have dogs because large ones are allowed here (its big). Assholes walk their dogs all around on the grassy areas, and dont pick up after them... and then the mexicans come roll around on the very spot where I saw a pit bull sharting doodies two hours before. It boggles the mind. I'm seriously in awe. I've never seen people roll around on the ground so much.

The reason I bring all this up is because of an incedint that just happened a few minutes ago. Joe was leaving for work. Each morning when he leaves, we have a little ritual of making kissy faces at eachother through the window as he pulls away. This time, our little lovey dovey foofoo was interrupted by a mexican woman walking by, bringing her garbage out. Now... it's raining pretty hard on this beautiful Nashville autumn morning.. and it's windy. So she had an umbrella. ..but.. underneath her umbrella, was her garbage can... resting... on her head. Her dirty, open, nasty garbage can that looked filthy and fucked.. on her head. Not even standing upright on her head. It was on its SIDE, on top of her head. So like. Garbage could fall out all over the place. If you're willing to put rotting garbage on your head... why do you need an umbrella? We laughed our bums off.

2008-11-04T10:54:00.000-06:00

R.I.P. Yma Sumac ; The Inca Princess

Yma-Sumac.com

2008-11-04T07:26:00.011-06:00

important links:

The Freeman Perspective
Michael Tsarion
Freedomain Radio
Manly P. Hall's Philosophical Research Society

All of this ridiculous 'team obama' 'team mccain' 'just get up and VOTE' stuff... wake up you guys! If you're into obama, your heart is HOPEFULLY in the right place, but you're still being snowed.

As we've already seen, they will manipulate the vote count to agree with the choice they've ALREADY made. ..(new world order! just look at the money in your pocket! look at the symbols all over their government buildings! WAKE THE FUCK UP!)..That choice is obama. Here I am, mark my words, they've been said by many before. obama went to the bilderberg meeting. period. he'll win.

Why? Because aside from pissing off a fat load of dumb old mccain supporters, they're going to be lulling society into a false sense of liberty and happyness, and security. Yay, we have a justice seeking hero running our country! We've come so far!.... LIES!

Both candidates are puppets. Look deep down... you know it to be true. Don't you feel a BIT foolish frothing at the mouth over your dumb puppet candidate? Does it feel normal to you? Do these seem like feelings and behaviors you enjoy or find to be natural? All the obama people keep emailing me saying 'change change change'. The change is pretend. Its not real. When you see a cheap pitiful piece of propaganda like a contrived awful t shirt featuring barack and MLK jr. ...don't you see how transparent it is? The attempt? The facade?

Recognize that this is a spurned on idiotic mirage created to distract us, and keep us busy acting stupid and being on 'opposite teams'. It should be obvious to you that they are keeping us divided so that we don't ever wake the fuck up and fight their EVIL as a whole. They've been creating slave races for a long long time, don't let it happen to you.

Open your eyes and start questioning everything, even though it's unpleasant. I mean everything ..not just this election. ...I know this is a very uncomfortable topic and you'd rather not think about any of this gross bullshit, but you have to. At least sometimes.

What we SHOULD be doing is tearing down their treachery, so at the least, please acknowledge it. Don't join in, don't be taken. Don't fall for it, just because it's easy. Don't be scared and lazy brained. No fate could be worse than being their slave.

I've been saying this stuff on myspace for awhile. A righteous like minded chick from chicago (rabbit - from RabbitWrite.com) just sent me this video. This guy is getting into a lot more detail about voting:

UPDATE****************

2008-11-03T09:45:00.012-06:00

I've been flying around doing insane shit. Insane shit. Secrets! *hehe* I've figured out how to hook my cell phone to yahoo messenger so all you JessieKitty addicts smart enough to buy my yahoo id will now have access to me no matter where in the world I am. ..(and you better be contacting me to kiss my ass and give me money, bitch!).

So anyhow... after all the wild partying and bullshit that's been going on me and Joe are being eachothers sponsers and getting ourselves all cleaned up (again). You have to be more creative to have fun when you're not cocktailing, hm!

Now my ass is parking at home for a good long while, so you can look forward to lots of new videos and pic sets. Also, you'll be seeing more action on my house cams. (my apartment is wired with a few voyeur cams that you can subscribe to spy on, just click here)!

Fuck. I just went and looked at my own spy cams. I need to get my scooter out of the livingroom. We've gotta clean out the storage space first, bleh.

A Halloween blowjob has been added to my video store... hah, it's so fucking silly! Very fun to make ;>

if you have any brains left, you were listening to DEADBOLT on halloween, like me:

Did you forget to send me TREATS for samhain? Take your lovely rump to my amazon wishlist and blow lots of money! I command it ;> <3

curious about what other have bought me? click here to see the purchased side of my wishlist. You can also check out my wishlist blog.. (anything you purchase will show up there). here are some new favorite arrivals:

My norwegian sugar daddy is busy with all of his corporate business man shit.. so I've got some spare time to dabble with some new spoilin' big spending admirers *twinkle*. Just buy me some stuff from wishlist or send me some cash and then get ahold of me.

(this is a call out to SUGAR DADDIES... not stupid nasty bitch submissives, and regular dumbass whack off pervs. Those losers can contact me here).

Speaking of gross stupid submissives who I profit off of, look at this big nasty strap on I got for 'work' related purposes. Hah! Nasty!

I've gotten an amazing response to my blonde hair, since I changed it last may. Love it. All of a sudden way more black guys n' dolls are into me. Fun.

You need to listen to my fucking awesome radio blog:

did SNL get good again when I wasn't looking?

best View impersonation ever:

who is the genius playing Joy B. ?

hehehehe, I dressed my chihuahua Vincent Price as a princess for halloween! Don't worry, I took the costume off before he got annoyed. My lil fucker.

there are these kids who live in the complex that I fucking hate. two blonde twin boys who I call the children of the corn, and one mexican kid who always has a bag of doritos, and is therefor dubbed dorito boy. I'm mean to them. It's fun. I was hoping they would come trick or treating at my door so I could give them this:

they never came though. maybe I'll auction the gross candy off to some pervert retard on ebanned (click the link for my new auctions).

as always, you can call me on niteflirt anytime by dialing 1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01241219, or by clicking this button:

DownInTheLab.com (deadbolt)

SPEND YOUR MONEY ON ME

I realllly love shopping, and it's a new season requiring new duds...so I'm totally craving some gift cards! Wether they're online certificates, or actual gift cards that you send me in the mail, I want want want!

click here to send me a sailor jerry gift card
click here to send me a victorias secret gift card OR certificate
click here to send me a lip service certificate

all email certificates can be addressed to jessiekittycom@gmail.com .. contact me for my box address, where all postal mail gift cards and personal presents can be sent. Anything you lovely people send me will be posted about in my wishlist blog. Yay fun!

if you'd like to buy me some hot clothes, you can check out my main amazon wishlist, and or you can email me letting me know YOUR email address so I can send you my victorias secret wishlist (you cant post a link to it, only mail it).

here's some of the gorgous stuff I currently have on my vs list:

check out my honeys Ben and Jordan (dressed for halloween of course):

hahahah fucking excellent!

2008-10-30T14:46:00.000-05:00

I'm so fucking behind in my blogging.... I have so much shit to report.... but for now, I just give you this:

2008-10-20T18:08:00.001-05:00

I relate to this fantastic Gene Pitney song 'Backstage' highly, therefor it's in your best interest to hear it:

I'm drunk, and in love with David Bowie. so I give you this:

all the young dudes.

I love that song. heh, when I was a badly behaved vagrant teenager I used to rob cars. Thats um.. not why I.. like this song though. ;> God I love David.

2008-10-20T09:16:00.006-05:00

I haven't posted any pics in forever.... but I've been taking LOTS of excellent ones..I've got hot new sets available in my photo store... here's a sample (the photos in the sets are much bigger0:

You can also go check my video store for some new fuckin' delicious JessieKitty whack of material.

Oh my GOD I am so in love with my new scooter, Leona:

I've got this new ... guy. He's originally from Norway (hot! I have a boner for.. international pleasures)... and he's just totally fucking in love with me. He's not a submissive slut... he's a yummy sugar daddy. *purr* ...the first goal I've set, as far as our monetary relationship, is that he send me $5000 :) I set up a special amazon honor system pay page for him, so we can keep track. He's also been buying me wishlist presents. You can keep track of our activities in my forum. I'm not sure what his reward will be when he meets the first goal..maybe me setting a new one heheh! Anyway.. my point is... I'm really digging him and it's pleasing me lots.

Fucking around with dipshit slaves is fun, but I love sugar daddies the most. Because after all, my true desires are to be a spoiled girlie girl. I just happen to be very talented at tormenting stupid cunt submissives.

My latest musical aquisition (get ready, this is crazy hot): Natacha Atlas

NatachaAtlas.net

myspace.com/natachaatlasofficial

2008-10-06T07:55:00.001-05:00

I've outdone myself! This is my coolest game so far...

It's long, sexy, and full of amazingness!

recordings, videos, guessing games, games of chance, pictures.... and my amazing personality are all wrapped up in this hot awesome game.

*big smile* I'm excited.

open this mail to begin Miss Kitty's Drain Game!!!!:

Joe and I have decided to throw away almost all of our clothes so we can get new wardrobes. I just sent five big garbage bags full to the goodwill.

I already accomplished my goal of getting a shiny new sexy vespa'y scooter *pant*... so now I'm on to the next, which is ... "upgrading" the wardrobes.

I will be adding tons of clothing to my withlist ALL DAY:

my wishlist

you will check regularly and purchase every time you visit.

I will also be adding tons of shit to my boyfriends wishlist (the one I keep for him, with all MY desires for things he should get):

my boyfriend's wishlist

2008-10-02T15:16:00.000-05:00

Stefan W: how does it feel to be adored so much? and when did the idea come up to be on the 'net? i think it's awesome.
jessiekittycom: when I first got a computer
jessiekittycom: a hundred million years ago
jessiekittycom: dudes would try to talk to me, and I talked to a few
jessiekittycom: and once they got to know me they started offering to send me money, when I mentioned being broke
jessiekittycom: and wanted to buy me presents n stuff.
jessiekittycom: it all just kind of grew from there.
jessiekittycom: and then I started selling porn on the sideline
jessiekittycom: and then I started making some pornographicy kind of stuff
jessiekittycom: yep, Im proceeding down the uh
jessiekittycom: dirty fun ... adult industry self employment highway at a nice speed

The more INTERESTING part, probably, is how I got into doing the BDSM stuff for exciting profit. ...there's one dude who had a very large impact on that. I was being a dirty little bitch and selling panties and stuff... I attracted a lot of the submissive types because of my loudness, and one in particular got all cool at me, and did a bunch of really nice shit for me. I don't know if I should reveal his name... I wonder if he would guess that I'm speaking of him. I know he reads my blog once in awhile. Do you realize I'm talking about you? Rum. That's your hint. The word Rum.

2008-10-01T10:18:00.000-05:00

The best xxx webcamming site out there is Naked.com!

2008-09-30T15:39:00.001-05:00

I've got a little whorey play thing who's into nastyness. He wants to buy spit and bath water and weird stuff from me, hahaha. Slut.

He's sent me money a few times... bought me gifts... mm *shrug*

I'm finally starting to notice him, and I'm now on a campaign to use the fuck out of him ;>

Have a look at my little spitoon:

here's a message for you, bogi bitch:

Make on Snapvine | Copy This

2008-09-30T11:33:00.001-05:00

Some people on myspace were being douchey at me about being a porno ho and a Domme... and lots of lovely people came to my emotional aid. It was righteous of them.

One dude in particular caught my attention. Kurt Dirt. He was fucking brilliant, in what he said (you can see the post here). It happens that his girlfriend is also a Domme. Olga, originally from Lithuania. (rad!).

We talked a bit, and shared our love for The Cramps, and Bowie. He said 'Iggy(pop) and Lux(interior) are his mom and dad. *grin* Obviously, I'm fucking love this boy and his hot girlie. I begged a picture off of him, and permission to speak about him in my blog. Just cause I wannnnted to. Kindred spirits are hard to find! ;>

Here's Kurt and Olga, and some her submissive bitch boys who later paid the tab:

2008-09-30T08:03:00.001-05:00

There is a nasty fucker posing as me on dallas's craigslist. Asking for sex and photos.

The thing is... HE emailed me about it. Of course he thought I'd be too much of a bimbo to realize he's the one doing it. Is this his little hobby? Creating a situation in which he's the hero, and some dumb broad cries to him, and thanks him?

Here's all the photographic proof, that I'm grabbing for my own safety. His profile says he lives in jersey.. how would he just HAPPEN to see that on dallas craigslist, and just HAPPEN to have my myspace address, where the photos were taken from? Duh...

the ad:

the myspace mail:

his profile:

Let's see. The craigslist ad was made at midnight... and he mailed me about it on the same date at 10pm. Is that his 'nasty nasty' hour? After his wife goes to bed? Sickening.

What should I do? I already flagged the ad...

People have stolen my pictures lots of times... but this is just sick.

2008-09-29T12:57:00.001-05:00

Last Thursday, me and Joe went to the preseason opener of the Nashville Predators.

FUCKING YAY!

It was beyond fun. The Nashville fans are nothing like Buffalo fans... they're WAY more interactive, for one thing. They're chanting and singing constantly, like a soccer game. It's hot. Also, the people seated around us were extremely nice and talkative, another thing I'm not used to. Yes, I think going to games here in Nashville is going to make me love hockey even more. *sigh* ... *happy sigh*.. oh.. we lost, by the way. Not that it matters. Everyone playing were lil green rookies, awww *pet*.

As usual, when I go out to do something fun and cool, I dont think to take pics and videos except for when theres nothing interesting going on. Therefor, these pics and videos fucking suck. But they're mine, so I'll post them anyway ;>

You want to donate to my hockey experience? Send me money through the amazon honor system or buy me sabres gear from my amazon wishlist ;>

predators.nhl.com

Joe is forcing me to turn the god damn cable tv back on, so he can get his center ice package and be able to see all of the hockey games.

2008-09-26T13:30:00.004-05:00

I have so much slavey shit going on all of the time, and its so fucking NORMAL to me, that I think I neglect to mention it, too often!

Yes. Many dirty perverted little slave cunt bastards are fucking themselves and their bank accounts over for me daily ;>

for example this sissy bitch... who wins auctions, pays for them, and never gets the reward he earned. why? because both he and I like it when I fuck him over ;>

you wanna see slave slut shit that I've got going on? go check out my forum where I document it a little more often.

hahaha look at this little metrosexual NY jew boy I tortured:

Find more videos like this on JessieKitty

I redid my domme site!

you KNOW I've been an important figure in the online findomme scene for eight fucking years.... I wasn't lucky enough to have someone like ME to emulate. I'm the fucking original.

2008-09-23T11:27:00.002-05:00

UPDATES!!!!

you have got to check out my latest pay per view game (via niteflirt)... if you're in the mood to whack it, that is. It's an interactive game where I turn you on and direct your ..."movements" and stuff. :D heheh click here to play:

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2008-09-22T08:08:00.001-05:00

So. I've had this friend for.... years n years now. His name is Mike. Unbeknownst to him I call him 'Alaska Mike'... thats what he's listed as in my phone.

He's a fisherman! In Alaska!! It's pretty fucking cool man. He's my main long distance hockey buddy. He was born in Alaska, he's norwegian, russian, native, german (fuckin rad!)

he's extremely cool, and I love to daydream about whats its like to... do what he does.

he spends around half of the year in Alaska... and the rest of the time he's running around in Florida visiting his family, or squid fishing in California. Tantalizing!

This summer he went to the Baranof hot springs in southeast Alaska where he fucking met Chuck Norris!!!

Some of his friends made this excellent video, which showcases the kinds of things & places that are involved with his work.

I am making this post ...in appreciation.

He was showing me a website where he gets a lot of his fishing gear, Grundens.com

there is something strangely hypnotic about these orange overalls... they make me fantasize strange and interesting scenarios about being on boats, and fishing, and seeing sunrises and stuff...

Mike knows lots about fishermans lore:

dont bring suitcases, only bags.. because suitcases attract land

no hats at the dinner table, no haircuts in summer, and no leaving on fridays - bad luck

no whistling, you could whistle up a storm

coil the lines clockwise, otherwise you'll flip the boat

;>

2008-09-20T08:25:00.007-05:00

My cavalier attitude sometimes leaves people with the impression that I am superficial, or uncaring. That is extremely far from the truth.

When you've lived my life, and when you're as smart as I am, it is completely impossible to ignore what is important. I know whats right, I know whats wrong. I know what counts, and I know what doesnt. I am very sensitive and I feel feelings very deeply. I'm an old soul, and deep down I love people. I am very frustrated by the common faults of current day 'mankind'. I'm frustrated with the indecent behaviors that are considered normal and appropriate. I am angry about what people hold in high regard. I am angry about the way people torture eachother.

Real 'uglyness' can only be found on the inside. Having lots of money and fame does NOT make you important, in the grand scheme of things. Compassion is cool, selfishness is not. Being power hungry is sick. Your instinct should be to HELP, not to WATCH. It's not funny when bad things happen to other people. war IS wrong. Things DO matter.

My career in the 'adult industry' is not to be looked down on. What I do is important, because what I do is make people FEEL GOOD for a moment, in this less than savory existence.

My current mood is best expressed in this live performance of 'Five Years' - David Bowie:

Pushing thru the market square, so many mothers sighing
News had just come over, we had five years left to cry in
News guy wept and told us, earth was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying
I heard telephones, opera house, favourite melodies
I saw boys, toys electric irons and T.V.'s
My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
I had to cram so many things to store everything in there
And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people
And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people
I never thought I'd need so many people

A girl my age went off her head, hit some tiny children
If the black hadn't a-pulled her off, I think she would have killed them
A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of that

I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour, drinking milk shakes cold and long
Smiling and waving and looking so fine, don't think
you knew you were in this song
And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
Your face, your race, the way that you talk
I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk

We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
Five years, what a surprise
We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that's all we've got

+++++ UPDATE:

I posted the above in my myspace blog, also, and a very wonderful person made THIS comment:

all i can say is wow.

I am sitting here a hospital bed because I was jumped the other night
by people that just wanted to hurt some one else.
about ten minutes ago
I had completely lost all faith in humanity.
it seems like every one is out to satisfy
there own desires and at the same time they want to crush the ones that are genuinly
good at heart.
this is a really shitty world lately and maybe it a mixture of my broken ankle
and the vicodin talking but In such a hate driven society, I guess its really kind of nice to find
find genuin souls like the ones you talk about in your blog. Keep up the good fight and thanks for being out there.

your friend
Robert

---

that is amazing. I am really fucking touched. no words.

and now, for some comic relief:

DANSHOKU DINO
Japanese wrestlers are fucking awesome! Check the lovely rump rider Dino, who likes to sit on faces, and grab that dick! He's so awesome... his character is... a... homo! And its great!

Dino vs Akira: (you've gotta watch!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danshoku_Dino

thank you MR MIKE CAMNITZ for telling me about 'em ;>

visit my MoBlog to see my mobile phone pics ;>

this was me and Joe's dindin last night. a place cheese, nuts, vegetables, dressing, and melba toast to split. this is how you eat!

I got dressed up in this punked out outfit for one of my special 'clients' Jason... he sent me the gloves... he has a thing for getting his bum kicked by bad ass hotties wearing lots of spikes. ;> I make him special fetish videos... he spoils me..excellent.

2008-09-18T11:27:00.001-05:00

BEST FACE BEST ASS BEST TITS BEST TATTOOS

2008-09-14T11:53:00.001-05:00

Check out the graphic I just made for the top o' my domme site, fun!

It's Joe and my last day of freedom before he stars his hot new job. (he's going to be working fourty five hours a week??? holy shit, I'll be lonely!)... We're going to cuddle up with beer, smoke, and Trailer Park Boys.

ahahaha look at this! a gif I made, during a little cam session (I was letting him view one of the voyeur cams in my bedroom) with one of my little humiliation slaves. hilarious ;>

by the way, people, this blog now only displays the ten most recent posts, click the 'older posts' link at the bottom of the page to keep reading.

2008-09-11T15:10:00.006-05:00

One of my greatest.... turn ons... in life.. in the world... is (young) Biff Tannen from the Back to the Future movies. *swoon* Such a bully... so greedy... so selfish... so intense. (like me!) *pant* ... I had a BttF movie marathon a little while ago... here's some shit that was taken during it..

I want Biff to harrass me! I want him to CRAVE me the way he craves L. !!!

let it be MY face. someone photoshop me in!

BIFF BIFF BIFF *drool*

Mmmm... big angry misunderstood bad boy, blue eyes, blonde hair, muscles... beautiful vintage wardrobe... *faint* my dream come true... Im going to write Tom Wilson a sleazy email. right now. for realsys. Im gonna. In fact, I'll post a copy here.

TOM WILSON:

I know you're sick of people mentioning Biff to you. Your 'Biff Song' sketch is great. But I'm forced by my own perverted longings for 'young 50's Biff' and his date rapeyness, to email you and babble how badly I want to fuck you/him. ...... young 'future' Biff, and nasty casino owning 'wrong present' Biff were also very hot.

..of course, you've been awesome in EVERYTHING you've done so far. (I feel very proud of myself whenever I recognize your voice work, haha Pepper Ann!).

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Your Long Time Admirer,
JessieKitty

p.s. ...Im really really serious. The character Biff is one of the first things that ever turned me on... a life long fetish!

**********
oh my god I seriously just sent him that on myspace! eheheheheh!!!! I hope his wife doesn't see it first and delete it. *whimper* wives are always ruining my shit... but I DO wish them the best, and she must be slick to be with him ;>

TomWilsonUsa.com

TomWilsonUsa.Blogspot.com

at one point, during one of the highschool scenes, theres graffiti, and Joe fucking spotted 'smegma' written amongst the shit...hahaha!!:

by the way... I have updated and added lots of SEXY new JessieKitty content to the following areas:

My Video Store

My Photo Store

My Wishlist

My Niteflirt Listings

2008-09-08T13:20:00.006-05:00

Obama is a puppet of the New World Order. Bilderberg attending Illuminate scum. Mccain is a fucking retarded lying sickening moron, a fucking raving lunatic who WISHES he was the one that they chose to be president. It's all bullshit. If you're buying into it you're fucking stupid. Period. No... wait, thats not true. Lots of people I really like, who're good people, are into Obama... because of the way the lesser of two evils tactic is working. I apologize to you otherwise smart and awesome people who are, in my opinion, misled. Don't get mad at me!

The other day I pointed out these facts in my blog on myspace. I mentioned that Obama's middle name is Hussein (simply because it has become taboo and nono in the media) and that he did NOT grow up in Kansas as those controversial election commercials of his implied... he grew up in Indonesia and Hawaii. Some people thought I was trying to say 'hes muslim, so he's bad!' ... NO.. ..that is NOT what I was saying. My point was that he's not the fucking 'african american hero all star' that they're making him out to be, to get peoples approval. That's it. That's all I was saying.

A bunch of fucking morons attacked me, on the site. First obama supporters who didnt bother to read everything I said, took me for a mccain supporter, and started harrassing me calling me a 'stupid southern redneck blonde bitch' ... well... first of all, I'm from california, I've lived all over the country, and I've only been living in Nashville for a year and a half... not that there's anything wrong with being a born southerner. Second, I've only been blonde for three months... and I hate mccain... so you're just fucking stupid. One cow even called me a 'bible thumper'... thats extremely wrong. I consider myself to be a VICTIM of organized religion, as anyone who'd read my bio knows. My parents were involved with an icky religous CULT that caused MUCH badness in my childhood.

Then.... a bunch of mccain supporters harrassed me... telling me how dumb I am, going on about the LIES that he's a 'war hero'. You know, the average idiocy....

THEN people started flipping out about my mention of Ron Paul 'oh I wouldnt be supporting him if I were a woman, he's anti abortion!'. ...god you people are fucking limp wristed little turnips.

I ended up deleting the blog post because people were trying to fight with me, and eachother, in the comments. I'll never fucking mention politics on that site again. Believe me. And I maintain, fuck the NWO... fuck the Illuminate... fuck the facade of politics, and fuck all of you people who're allowing yourself to be a snowed brainwashed useless feeder, tools of the fucking perverted demons running this planet.

by the way, every time I make a blog post like this, I get emails from people telling me how they dont fucking want to hear this shit, and expected to just see porn when they came to my blog. Those people should just mutiliate their dicks so they can coordinate with their personalites.

2008-09-05T11:16:00.000-05:00

I am now accepting tips through alertpay, the email is jessiekittycom@gmail.com ...click here to send me $75 bucks instantly!:

2008-09-03T14:42:00.002-05:00

play my new ass fetish ptv game on niteflirt! its full of my luscious bum:

for my fanclub

2008-09-02T11:49:00.000-05:00

I made gifs of these pics cause Im too busy to post them each one by one.

2008-09-02T10:54:00.004-05:00

I like having deep conversations with cool french guys who buy me presents and spoil me. ....please keep in mind that I have lots of interest and respect for ancient alchemy and spirituality, I only mention it with scorn, here, because the fuckin evil illuminate use it for badness. Also, I realize there are many wonderful people who have, and are trying TO immigrate here, for their own reasons... but when I mention it bitchilly here, Im referring to the fact that the evil NewWorldOrder are purposely spilling in horrible gutter trash into our country, and then using the taxes we pay to take care of them, to further pollute and destroy our society so we have even less of a chance of unifying against the fuckin sickening wanna be alien evil of the secret rulers of this planet.... mmk? now, if youre STUPID, dont bother reading this. This is only for smart people who arent brainwashed:

JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:07:57 AM): Im angry about my disgusting government
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:08:02 AM): I have some american friends who told me a lot about it
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:08:02 AM): illuminate new world order SCUM
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:08:12 AM): SCUM ?
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:08:17 AM): scum = garbage, filth
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:08:22 AM): oh ok
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:08:27 AM): you re right
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:08:34 AM): I speak some spanish because I grew up in california
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:08:34 AM): I understand that you re angry
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:08:38 AM): ok
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:08:42 AM): and because its standard for us to take it in school
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:08:43 AM): also
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:08:44 AM): now
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:02 AM): our country is being infested by criminalistic illegal aliens from mexico
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:09 AM): and the stupid disgusting moron government is catering to them
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:09:12 AM): ok...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:14 AM): everything is in english AND spanish here now
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:16 AM): signs and things
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:09:20 AM): I know
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:30 AM): a mexican tried to break into my apartment last month.
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:34 AM): he was drunk out of his mind
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:09:44 AM): weird
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:47 AM): very
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:09:48 AM): and hiddeous
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:51 AM): yes...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:53 AM): *vomit*
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:09:54 AM): haha
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:10:18 AM): your government is really a big shit
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:10:23 AM): yes
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:10:27 AM): they are making our lives hell, here.
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:10:46 AM): Im so fucking angry.
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:10:48 AM): do you see your life as hell ?
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:10:57 AM): I understand that you re angry
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:10:58 AM): I see myself being supressed.
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:11:10 AM): I see them trying to control the minds through the tactics they use in mass media
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:11:14 AM): everyone is a moron
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:11:18 AM): no one realizes that everything is fake
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:11:20 AM): the elections are fake
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:11:30 AM): theyre fucking nazis and they have all the stupid citizens hypnotized
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:11:34 AM): except for smart ones like me
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:11:41 AM): who are persecuted for saying the truth
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:11:46 AM): that s great
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:11:50 AM): I love what you think
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:00 AM): theyre also dirty fucking occultists
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:02 AM): you know that right
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:07 AM): they dabble in dark things
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:12:11 AM): and there are only a few americans thinking like you
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:14 AM): their sick secret societies of perverts
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:12:25 AM): I thought they all were living in Europe
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:30 AM): the government kills and jails people who say these things in public
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:37 AM): Im too poor to move.
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:12:45 AM): oh really ?
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:47 AM): also, I have no family
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:48 AM): yes
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:55 AM): Im not poor so that I dont live a good life....
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:12:56 AM): but you are in a book...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:12:58 AM): but Im too poor to move...
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:13:07 AM): ok...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:09 AM): Ive never claimed to be rich
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:13 AM): have you read my biography on my site?
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:13:17 AM): yes
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:18 AM): I lived on the street when I was a teenager
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:13:22 AM): I know
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:23 AM): I dont lie and say Im rich
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:13:32 AM): you don t
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:38 AM): and yes
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:43 AM): you know william s burroughs
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:47 AM): he didnt commit suicide
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:13:49 AM): Iknow
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:49 AM): he was murdered
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:13:54 AM): you think so ?
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:57 AM): he was trying to expose government crimes
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:13:58 AM): its a known fact
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:01 AM): before he was found dead
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:07 AM): he TOLD people, 'theyre trying to kill me'
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:09 AM): he TOLD people
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:14:11 AM): ok... it was a fact I didn t know
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:16 AM): 'I will never commit suicide'
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:14:28 AM): I have to llok for informations about it
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:30 AM): they do this all of the time, all of the time important people who were anti government all of a sudden 'commit suicide'
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:32 AM): its a lie
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:14:33 AM): it s really interesting
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:37 AM): go to www.infowars.com
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:14:43 AM): thanks a lot
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:50 AM): its an upsetting subject
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:56 AM): I have no power to do anything about the sick things that are going on
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:14:59 AM): and I am stuck here living in it
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:15:04 AM): I try not to think about it a lot of the time
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:15:08 AM): even though thats what they want
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:15:22 AM): of course that s what they want
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:15:38 AM): if I think about it too much I feel like Im having a heart attack
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:15:45 AM): its like Im living in a fucking pig yard in hell
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:15:45 AM): the american government is using mass propaganda to wash your brains
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:15:54 AM): and Im one of the pigs that theyre fucking roasting and laughing at and eating
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:16:01 AM): fucking satanic disgusting fucking freaks
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:16:07 AM): ...
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:16:10 AM): God...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:16:29 AM): you know that the secret societies
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:16:34 AM): that have existed since history has been recorded
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:16:39 AM): have kept hidden a bunch of spiritual knowledge
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:16:52 AM): they use ancient fuckin alchemy and mystisism to rule the world
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:16:54 AM): not only in america
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:16:58 AM): I know
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:16:58 AM): all the countries are linked in it, almost
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:17:03 AM): its fucking sick man!!!!!
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:17:16 AM): fucking sick...
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:17:21 AM): what can we do ?
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:17:26 AM): I dont know.
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:17:28 AM): and by the way
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:17:35 AM): there are a LOT of americans who know this, and feel this way
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:17:44 AM): they pretend that americans love america
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:17:44 AM): ok...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:17:45 AM): its not true
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:17:46 AM): no one does
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:17:57 AM): I think that some do...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:17:58 AM): everyone is angry
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:03 AM): only very very dumb ones
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:08 AM): who are ENJOYING their bliss in ignorance
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:10 AM): thats rare
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:14 AM): most people know how awful shit is
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:18 AM): even if theyre not outwardly admitting it
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:22 AM): people are fucking miserable here
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:25 AM): they hurt eachother alot
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:32 AM): I mean, no one is nice to eachother, because life sucks so much
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:18:42 AM): ok...
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:18:50 AM): nice picture of your country...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:18:51 AM): in the media, they portray it as 'cool' to be rude and uncaring towards other people
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:19:07 AM): that s not cool
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:19:10 AM): theyre trying to train us to have no feelings for eachother
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:19:14 AM): they dont want us to protect eachother
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:19:31 AM): they also play propoganda commercials telling children to turn their parents in to the police if theyre doing anything illegal
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:19:36 AM): they are using exact nazi tactics.
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:19:43 AM): they are
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:19:46 AM): I agree
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:19:48 AM): you re right
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:20:43 AM): I know
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:20:47 AM): obama... psh... no one even realizes that his middle name is hussein
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:20:58 AM): how can they not see whats right in front of them? trained to be so lazy
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:21:01 AM): I cant even comprehend it
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:21:06 AM): neither me
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:21:08 AM): ok
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:21:10 AM): Ill stop ranting now
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:21:30 AM): but in fact you have too choose between two fucking bastards
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:21:39 AM): I dont vote.
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:21:42 AM): its idiocy
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:21:45 AM): ok
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:21:48 AM): the only thing they REALLY use voting for
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:21:50 AM): is to track us
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:21:54 AM): the votes mean nothing
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:22:01 AM): they just carry out their own private plans, everything is a facade, things are manipulated to go along with their goals.
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:22:08 AM): ok
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:23:04 AM): the reason I say life is hell
is because like
the laws first of all
you have to be afraid
even yuppies get abused now
they jail you for bullshit
the cops beat you up
the cops tazer you
multiple people have died in the last year
from cops tazering them
and the people werent even committing serious crimes
theres no good health care
the only people who get any monetary help from the government are dumb trashy low class breeders
no good honest people can get any fucking help
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:22:08 AM): you re totally right
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:24:20 AM): I mean if you look at it like
from the perspective of a fairy tail
american is a place with a dark shadow cast over it, and all living there are cursed with negativity and fucking unhappyness
being ruled by fucking dark lords
from hell.
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:25:06 AM): ok...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:25:10 AM): ok now Im really done
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:25:11 AM): what a sad picture
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:25:14 AM): ok
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:25:42 AM): you re really depressing me...
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:25:51 AM): hey, reality isnt pretty lately
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:26:05 AM): I know
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:26:25 AM): and I know you re right
JessieKitty (9/2/2008 10:28:17 AM): viva la resistance!!!!
hmhmhm
Ionescu (9/2/2008 10:30:22 AM): vive la résistance

2008-08-28T15:51:00.003-05:00

Im finally done painting arranging and photographing my new apartment. I really really enjoyed myself ;) I listened to The Tymes, Gene Pitney, The Coasters, and The Four Aces while I did all of this. click here to see the pics. (you must be signed into flickr, which is free. ...too lazy? then click here to see smaller versions on slide.com).

2008-08-23T16:45:00.001-05:00

In general I'm too interested in myself to notice other chicks online... but there's this one girlie who really catches my eye. She's a cohort of mine from the 'spoiled bitches who get what they want' scene. We've talked a bit, and given eachother a nod. I've poured over her shit, and in my eyes she can do no wrong... it's Tierra, from Club-Tierra.com ..she gets the JessieKitty seal of approval, this is one who knows what she's doing and succeeds. Yummy.

2008-08-21T20:11:00.000-05:00

[20:06] jessiekittycom: its not natural
[20:06] jessiekittycom: its strange
[20:07] jessiekittycom: all these different people
[20:07] jessiekittycom: they all want me to KNOW them
[20:07] jessiekittycom: they all want me to .. know who they are
[20:07] jessiekittycom: Im only one person

2008-08-20T08:43:00.002-05:00

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2008-08-18T12:50:00.000-05:00

this is my mojo spot. its especially delicious in early morning. I take pictures of it because I love it.

oh shit! ROSEANNE just said some righteousness!

check out this statement, and open letter to Jon Voight and *ugh* Angelina Jolie in her blog:

"John Voight

is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth. The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on earth. glen beck and jon voight are their bitches... both of them are used tampons who must be flushed down the toilet immediately!

jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin').

Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"

Now...I don't hold faith in the democratic party, I don't hold faith in any people in power in general, because I think they're all sick dirty bitches, perverted by the position they are in, even if they dont know it...but that is some TRUTHY shit the always fun Roseanne is giving!

I actively hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I will feed into the contrived and intentional media frenzy and say " TEAM ANISTON " .. mmk?

2008-08-17T17:56:00.000-05:00

visit my forum to see horrible nightmarish nasty shit that I do with my submissive followers. (normal guys need not fear such treatment) sample:

screen captures from my psycho beach party session with scum bunny

and mmmmmm.... yummy little dumb tramps! BOY TOY! submissive skinhead sex slave for JESSIEKITTY!!!! *grin*

This one is bleeding his bank account dry kissing my ass and ... basically just giving himself over to me ME ME.

You can look forward to lots of hot nasty shit, with this boy, cause he gives me a boner and I'm gonna get lots of pleasure and money out of him. I just wanna sit on his young little face! He's only 18... Im such a sick perv! hehe I can't wait to dress him up in hot little outfits... my little skinhead boy doll. fun.

I had him cum on the sign, evidence!

2008-08-17T12:43:00.000-05:00

OH MY GOD

I just found out, my very first girlfriend who I dated for two seconds and only ever made out with when I was 16... is fucking... getting... a penis.

My first girlfriend... who's name is also Jessie (spelled Jesse)....is already halfway to being a man. Tits removed and on the hormones for a year.

Blasts from the past are crazy!!!!

2008-08-17T10:02:00.002-05:00

new video in my store!

new auctions, including one for slutty used heels oooo:

and oh my god... some guy has been calling me on niteflirt all
morning. he's some rich arab dude going to school in the usa, and at
first he was acting all submissive and weird... he kissed my ass,
begged me like an idiot... barked like a dog and snorted like a pig.
..opened a giant overpriced payment mail I sent him... ect.

..and then ..he started getting abusive and weird yelling at me that I
was a whore and a slut and all this shit.. then he starts calling back
apologizing but acting smug.

all of a sudden he's calling me sweetie and condescending to me and
being all strange. he said 'dont you call YOURSELF a whore and a slut?
..I said sure, but not in a mean way *smile ..he's yarbling all this
dumb cocky shit (he's 22 years old by the way, I was domming him
all evil and bitchy calling him a filthy little arab bitch.. he
was loving it and begging for more) ..He starts
trying to tell me that 'girls like being treated badly' and Im
laughing at his ass and saying a bunch of fucked up shit. all of a
sudden he says 'my girlfriend could kick your ass' hahaha!...and me.. I
said 'oh yea, is she a dirty brown monkey like you' hmhm, he repeated
what I said and started laughing sarcastically.. me and Joe made rude
sounds into the phone, and hung up. He called me a white bimbo who's
job it is to sniff his balls. I think he's finally gonna stay away.

he spent like 400 bucks to act like an idiot on my telephone.
;> very fucking entertaining, I can't stop grinning. In closing
I'd like to say I have lots of interest in, and respect for the
history and great contributions that our Arabian friends have
bestowed upon our reality, and my joyful eagerness to participate
in the strange racist aspects of our anti social little exchange
is in no way meant to be offensive to anyone who may have read
this. god that was fun.

2008-08-15T03:09:00.001-05:00

My fans (and submissives) are always doing amazing things for me.... I've received huge tributes, and astounding gifts before... but something has been purchased from my wishlist that has me REALLLLY excited. A 32 inch flat screen hdtv!!!! HURRAY! Joe is SO excited! This is really fucking great, because before the tv was purchased, and before I moved, my boys bought me an entire new livingroom set. So this television is really the icing on the cake. I love it.

You can see pictures of the purchased items, and pictures of me receiving them... and read more about the TONS and TONS of awesome gifts I get from my guys in my wishlist blog ;> Shop for me on my amazon wishlist. (I'm also really excited about the Viola someone bought me, I used to play and I want to get back into it wee!)

2008-08-13T07:14:00.000-05:00

A few days ago a nasty drunk mexican came up to Joe while Joe was walking Vincent, and was mumbling weird shit and trying to grab Joe's shirt. Joe jumped back and the mexican stood there with crossed eyes speaking insane drunk talk, and our chihuahua Vincent fucking PISSED ON HIS LEG. The fucking idiot was too wasted to even notice.

Well. ....last night... the same sickening fucking drunken illegal alien TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY APARTMENT. He was jiggling the door handle, slapping his body against the door, and trying to shove some kind of instrument into the door frame. We called security, obviously. We haven't found out what happened yet.

I'm all freaked out. Someone tried to break into my fucking apartment. *pant* WTF???